Archive for October 3rd, 2008

My iPhone is finally starting to fill up, so I might as well delete some old texts and make a text log out of it, as I haven’t done one in a while.  The one thing about these future text logs is that they might not all be in date order as the iPhone just has them sorted from most recent received texts.

PattyMobody - Why is it that nearly every amazing player in minnesota sports is traded away for a bunch of players ive never heard of? 1-29-08
-Hell of a fucking question. Carlos Gomez ended up being decent this year.  But, Santana would have been enough to make us a playoff contender.

LilFritze - You seriously need to go to a mental hospital. 2-22-08
-In regards to this article.  I’m pretty sure I  belonged in one that day, try re-reading that article.

641-860-1029 - I will kill you, you little stinky nigger baby.  We a. 2-22-08
-In other words a number I don’t know texted me a nigger.  We a? Really? You ignorant nigga.

NBA JAM - Lol ur in a gay neighborhood. go to the pink teacup for dinner. its on grove st. awesome soul food place, lots of trannies 2-22-08
-After I had texted him where Kendall’s apartment was located in New York.  NBA JAM would know of a place like that.

ClubberLang - I am at school trying to fix something and my eyes can’t focus on the screen. 2-29-08
-That’s what happens when you try drinking with the best.

Me to LadyLegs - Are you sick after this weekend.  I’m laying in bed in miserable shape right now?
LadyLegs - Ha. No I was actually sick before the weekend.
Me - I blame u and ur wine sac.  4 out of the 7 responses back from our group said they are now sick
LadyLegs - What are you sick with? Because I was sick with a big dick.  So if you now have a big penis then it was probably me. 3 -6-08
-Haha, wrote this all out, because I loved that last text and it needed some context.  This was after the Mifflin block party last year.

263-993-55093 - back in vegas. Still can’t look at Asians the right way. 1-28-08
-Hilarious.  http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/226

KenDiesel - Does MinMiz’s sister go to iowa and play intramurals? 2-29-08
-Haha, no.  Talk about a random question.  I don’t even think he ever met her sister, so what did you see a girl that looked like MiniMiz?

PussyDabber’sMom - Ur welcome 5-23-08
-I don’t know what’s better the fact that PussyDabbler’s mom texted me or used a smiley face.

KenDiesel - You are always somewhere cooler than me.  have a good time and come back alive.  1-29-08
-I travel a lot.  I fucking love traveling.

Speaking of traveling I’m heading to Madison today for this weekend to visit my sister and see TheOhioState play in Madtown for a night game.  Should be a blast, hope I survive.