Archive for June 9th, 2008

Some would you rather questions, since they were a hit last time and I have no time right now to write about my ridiculous weekend in New York.

Would you rather have living eyebrows that crawl about your face or leave a trail of paprika wherever you go? 
-Hands down Paprika for me.

Would you rather vomit marbles or sweat cheese? 
-Vomit marbles.  99% of my vomits occur when I’m blacked out, thus I wouldn’t remember that pain. 

Would you rather watch a porno movie with your parents or watch one starring your parents?
-Definately watch with them.  Hell I’ve seen a porno with my dad and his friends before.  Watching it with my mom would be intensely awkward though.