Archive for June 4th, 2008

1) How can they possibly follow up last week’s perfect episode.

2) Joey’s back, very nice.  I bet he doesn’t even last this episode before he starts drinking again.

3) Bipolar Meds?  Shouldn’t they just tell him to stop taking the steroids, wouldn’t that make more sense?

4) How have I never thought of this before.  How do they go without cell phones?  I lose mine and I’m without a phone for a day and my whole life collapses.

5) Poor Joey.  I really feel bad for him, he’s in a situation where he won’t be allowed to get past his problems. 

6) I have to watch commercials tonight.  Lame. 

7) Haha, MTV is shamelessly promoting the program I’m already watching by having a Real World commercial during the show.  Talk about overkill.

That new Michael Myers movie looks dumb.  The Love Guru.  Get serious.

9) Joey is already getting mad that they’re going out.  He really has no chance.  I miss drunk Joey, can he drink just one night for me and then throw Greg through a wall for me.

10) I never liked Janelle.  I hope Will fucks her in the ass. 

11) Dave doing shotgun beers.  Straight class Davey.  Good Stuff.

12) Greg is gonna get kicked off if he skips this next meeting.

13) How do none of his roommates not realize he is on steroids?  He is tweaking out sober. 

14) Nothing like a dirty looking black guy telling me to wrap my tool in that commercial.  I think he should be the one wrapping up so his disease infested body doesn’t transmit shit.

15) Will just used the Kindergarten Crush line again.  I thought they had gave that up.

16) The$2Hooker heads to court.  Maybe this time she hired a lawyer.

17) I’m pumped for the new M. Night Shymalan movie.  Surprised Marky Mark is in one of his movies though.

18) PussyDabbler just texted me.  He nailed it, “This episode is so boring.”

19) They are all pre drinking before their improv performance.  Nothing like settling the nerves.  

20) WTF, that is a great group name.  Whiskey _______ Foxtrot. Shit I forgot the middle word.  Whoever came up with that is brilliant.  

21) Spencer’s new commercial is hilarious.  So sarcastic, that was awesome.  That was the best 30 seconds of t.v. so far tonight.

22) PDabs texted again: Perfect…cant stand joey…so annoying.  Haha, PDabs is losing his mancrush.

23) Starsky’s Bored.  This episode needs to pick it up already.  So, they follow up the best episode in the past 5 years by one of the worst ever.  For the first time ever I don’t like the fact that it’s an hour long episode.

24) Greg just got kicked off the show.  I knew that was going to happen for a while now.  Never read message boards on pre recorded shows from months earlier.  As much as I hate him, some funny shit did happen because of him.  Plus I never got to see someone beat the hell out of him, I feel like I’ve been deprived of something I deserved to see.

25) Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.  There it is.

Previews: The next episode can’t possibly be this bad again.  But, it looks like it is going to be the same premise unfortunately.  Hopefully we at least get a new roommate.