Archive for May 29th, 2008

I chose that title because it was my favorite episode of Real World since Real World San Diego. 

1) Since I didn’t blog the last episode, I’m going to preface this one with the fact that I think Reva is a whore.  And without her bitchassness none of this would have happened.

2) Haha, Greg broke the punching bag.  Nothing like another unnecessary confidence booster. 

3) Greg just wrote a note.

Kim & Sarah,

Fuck You!

This is going to start some drama.  Then Dave cleans the place in frustration and puts the dishes outside.  I love how this episode has started.

4) Will is using the palm tree like a punching bag, which is extremely bad ass.

5) Greg is an asshole.  Watching him lie gets old.

6) Dave just threatened to bring hurricane Dave out.  I can’t wait to see HurricaneDave, which is officially his name from now on.  Speaking of names, we haven’t seen The$2Hooker yet this episode.

7) Greg to Will, “you are the short guy with no muscles.”  Then Will punches a whole in the wall.

Greg to Dave, “little white boy.”  Then HurricanDave emerges.

9) Greg to Will, “punk ass token black guy.”  Then HurricaneWill emerges.

10) Will to Greg, “Your dad passed away because you’re gay.”

11) Wow, that was so much to take in, both HurricaneDave and HurricaneWill just appeared.  That was hands down my favorite 5 minutes in Real World history.  I’m speechless right now, but I have an enormous smile on my face.  Can’t wait for the commercials to end.  PussyDabbler sent me this text after that scene: “Wowowowowooq.  I’m shaking right now after the last scene.”  Couldn’t agree more.

12) I do think Greg is gay though.  And by gay I mean the one where the man likes to play with another man’s penis.

13) Just removing Will from the situation for the night means he is not kicked out.  YES. 

14) Dave’s moms advice to Dave, “just come home.”  Horrible advice mom, he’s a guy, he’s not just going to leave.

15) Will is coming back.  I’m right.  If he is getting kicked out of the house, he better at least jack him in the face like that guy from A Shot at Love 2 did.

16) Greg and Will are never going to get along.  For once Greg was the one trying to be civil.

17) Can’t wait until Joey gets filled in on this whole situation. 

18) Dave and Will are going to anger management classes.  That will do them nothing.  Dave then compares himself to the old cowboys back in the western days.  That was hilarious.

19) They go to visit Joey and don’t tell him any of the stories.  Weak.  Joey’s not gonna party when he gets back.  Interesting.  We will see how long that lasts. 

20) The$2Hooker now wants Joey again because he is sober. 

21) Everyone is naked in the hot tub.  Everyone making out with everyone.  That was awesome.  Kimberley and The$2Hooker both made out with Greg.  Will makes out with Reva again.  Kimberley is sitting in the confessional naked.  I think that is a first for any Real World season and hopefully not a last.  Another amazing scene.

22) Greg forgiving Will right now is hilarious.  He is hammered and his penis is hanging outside the towel. 

23) Will at anger management class, boring.  This was the first time in 50 minutes, which speaks volumes to how great this episode was. 

24) I’m sorry, I’m going to be honest, I feel bad for Joey, but if I was his roommate I wouldn’t be able to stop drinking or going out to bars.  Dr. Gilman is a little too intense for me.

25) I think they will make slight changes for Joey.  But, not as much as stuff as they believe they are going to. 

26) Sarah wasn’t worth mentioning even once this episode.  She is so boring and obnoxious.

Previews: Joey is coming back, that is all that matters.