Archive for April 24th, 2008

1) The bar stools in their kitchen are called the Bombo Stool. It’s a famous Italian design. They are $600 plus bar stools, they are bad ass.

2) Sarah’s boyfriend is crying on the phone. Buckle up buddy, it’s only going to get worse.

3) I take it Subway is an advertiser. I don’t remember them ever showing them at restaurants in the past.

4) Those boobs on the blonde were amazing. Seriously amazing.

5) Another Real World line to remember. Dave to the girls, “You are our #1 squeezes.” First kindergarten crush, now #1 squeezes. That’s back to back episodes of sadly pathetic lines.

6) The guys hiding when huge tits came over was pretty solid.

7) The two black guys looked like such tools at that bar. And yet I could see myself wearing something ridiculous like that.

Joey coming to the gate was good. He’s more intimidating than any Dad I’ve ever seen waiting at the door.

9) Can someone please explain that chocolate Skittle commercial to me. Why is that guy wearing that stuff?

10) Will’s breakdown of Sarah was good. Will was proud she brought another guy home because that gives him hope that she will cheat on her boyfriend.

11) Joey is swimming with his wife beater on again. I don’t get that.

12) Did anyone see that random fat girl with the enormous legs in the background during that one scene? Jesus, that’s one that only my boy ‘Fucks1’sOr10’s’ would touch. 36 minutes into the episode, if people want to see that creature I saw.

13) Dave, “you guys are like my sisters that I would have sex with.” Good stuff.

14) Joey and Dave at the bar were awesome. They are just like my core group of friends in terms of drinking. Drink insane amounts and drink it quickly. That is so us it’s unbelievable. That reminded me of MiniMiz, PussyDabbler, Version4.0, NonBloodBro, Bomber, AllAmerican and MYSELF. Plus Dave forcing that beer upon Joey was so similar to my style it was almost eery. I belong on this show.

15) Kimberley to The$2Hooker (Brianna’s new name) “Lets not get ghetto.” That is a mistake. Wow, that was just a debacle.

16) The only reason Joey lost that arm wrestling match was because he was way too drunk. Trust me I know this from experience. One night I beat MiniMiz three times straight and have taunted him on end since. Remember that MiniMiz, you’re only as good as your last match. I own you.

17) The$2Hooker just likes fighting. She tried to create a conflict with Joey over nothing. She fought with Kimberley. And most importantly she has a warrant out for her arrest for hitting a dude.

18) Joey’s grandma misses him, he had really never left the city before.

19) Joey stop being a baby, sack up and drink. I would have peer pressured him into drinking that night.

Previews: Joey has an alcohol problem. That wasn’t obvious or anything. Dave peer pressuring Joey to drink and succeeding this time. PDabs has a mancrush on Joey. I now have a mancrush on Dave. Dave is me. Only 11 episodes left, that seems short. But, I really do like that it’s an hour long show now.