Archive for April 15th, 2008

The Hills: LC Womancrushing

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Under: The Hills
15 Apr 2008

First and foremost, fuck yeah to the Wild tonight.  These overtime games are creating a lot of unnecessary stress though. Big victory tonight, but Theodore has been a machine.  He is good enough to win the Stanley Cup on his own.  If he gets past the Wild, I will definately be putting a future down on Theodore.

Here are last week’s thoughts real quick.  Sorry there was no article for it.  I had something meaningless going on.

1) Heidi threatened to punch Spencer in the face.  That part was entertaining.

2) Lo made it sound like her and Frankie hooked up at some point.  What was Frankie thinking?

3) Spencer being a smart ass to his sister was hilarious.  ShePratt’s sentences were barely making sense in the first place. 

4) I figured it out.  LC is womancrushing on ShePratt.  That is definately the best way to put it.

5) Spencer’s going to tweak on his sister.  Definately enjoy this show more when Spencer is the main character. 

6) Why is Lauren even going to college?  She is already making a million plus on this season alone and she has a budding clothing line.

7) Spencer to ShePratt, “I’m sorry, you’re making yourself cry.”  Priceless

8) Heidi is way jealous of ShePratt’s relationship with LC. 

Part 2 of last week:

9) Whitny’s boss is a bitch and strangely I still like her more than Lisa Love.

10) Ally & AJ - Like Whoa was just displayed and played.  Sounded solid.

11) Heidi and Audrina were friends before Heidi and LC? And by that I think Heidi means we were both fighting over Spencer the last time we were on speaking terms. 

12) Heidi wants to claim stuff left at LC’s place months ago.  At least she’s not forcing her way back into their lives or anything.

13) ShePratt doesn’t know how to keep a secret.

14) HOLY SHIT.  Audrina and Whitney’s cat looks just like my families cat.  That was Ruby on T.V. I swear.

Tonight’s Episode:

1) Audrina is just too nice to ever say know.  And because of that LC is going to tweak on her real soon.  This can only end badly.

2) LC has plenty of time to help out Whitney because she can only stare at that blank screen at Teen Vogue for so long.

3) Heidi is partying up a storm and Spencer isn’t going out.  That is the exact opposite of how it normally is when men and woman take a break.  Why doesn’t Spence call up his home boy Brody and rip up the town for old times sake?  Can they be friends again already.

4) You know Whitney and Lauren are coming to this bar when they get off work.

5) I was wrong.  But, even better, playboy Spence got his sorry ass off the couch.  I knew that was too pathetic to be true.  And then flirted up some random girls just to piss off Heidi, who almost had a heart attack breaking down his every move.  Spencer’s Back!

6) Heidi storms off and disregards Audrina because of Spencer.  Hmm, Heidi must really care about trying to hang out with the girls when all she can talk and think about is Spencer. 

7) Heidi, if you are on a break, you can not tweak on him for ‘just talking’ to girls.

8) Audrina, “relationship vacation.”  I like that term.

9) I give it two more episodes before LC quits Teen Vogue and signs on at Whitney’s new company.

10) It bothers me how hard they make Whitney’s job seem.  Seriously, why don’t they plan this shit ahead instead of waiting to the last second to make every damn decision?  Why line up the models two minutes before going on the runway, why wouldn’t you start doing that with plenty of time to spare?  Hey everyone, why don’t we congratulate Whitney on being able to line people up.  Wow, I’m so impressed.

11) Crazy Flashback when Heidi just got in Spencer’s car.  I remember it like it was yesterday, when Heidi tried to fuck with Spencer’s mind by telling him she was pregnant when she wasn’t.

12) Brody is slowly getting fazed out of this show.  Maybe, it’s because Brody might be getting his own spinoff.

13) LC is clearly taking that brunette’s job, they’ve gone over the top at foreshadowing this.  It didn’t even take an entire episode before I was right in calling LC would leave Teen Vogue. 

14) Just realized there has been zero boy drama so far this mini season for LC or Audrina yet? Very surprised by this. I kind miss Justin Bobby.

Previews: Holy Shit! That just happened, I write in number 14 I miss Justin Bobby and then the first part of the preview has Justin Bobby.  Sometimes I amaze myself.  The other part of the preview was ridiculous.  LC looking for a house without Audrina is unfair, just because Heidi is taking advantage of Audrina’s niceness (yeah, I doubt it’s a word).  Not to mention, she can’t just live with Lo, that would be the absolute worst move this show could make.