Archive for March 31st, 2008

Before beginning, I’m just going to apologize real fast for the technical difficulties on last week’s article. I also want to thank you all for trying to make comments and checking back that many times that day. I forget the exact number, but there were 2500+ visits that day, a new record for me.

1) Just entered while the song was playing. Therefore, I missed the couple minute lead in, hope I didn’t miss much. The last margarita was well worth it though.

2) Whitney talking to Lisa Love. Did Lisa Love got prettier (I’m also drunker). Turns out you can have beer goggles while watching T.V.

3) I know Heidi doesn’t work at Bolthouse? But, did they get a new office? Since, when does her fake friend have a cubicle?

4) Heidi, “I don’t want to see him, but he can’t see anyone else.”

5) Fake friend just brought up Danny. Danny’s the man, he definitely titty fucked that girl. I might be a little more vulgar than usual this evening.

6) Spencer why are you letting her kick you out? Isn’t it your fucking apartment? ShePratt looks much better than usual tonight (someone tell me if I have beer goggles going on).

7) Lauren looks hotter, alright maybe I’m quasi drunk.

I had to ask D, if all the girls look hotter or it’s just me. She gave a solid answer. Supposedly this year they’ve been working with trainers, because in past years they watched themselves on T.V. and didn’t like the way they looked. So, they’ve put in much more work in the gym and wearing more makeup now.

9) Fake commercial side story is featuring Alicia Keys. I hate her and her music. Have to watch commercials tonight, lousy.

10) Those dark brown chairs in the waiting area where Whitney’s sitting in look hideous. Yes, the shit I sell is much more attractive.

11) ‘Deal with the devil.’ New boss seems intense, yet fun.

12) ShePratt is a horrible liar. She basically just told Heidi, that Spencer wants to date others. I knew this was coming after last episode. You can only piss a guy off for so long and then he’ll just say fuck it and move on.

13) Audrina looks great. That was her first scene, only an hour and twenty minutes into the season.

14) Brody, playing the no girlfriend card, no surprise, he’s a player. She gets mad at him by assuming and not just asking if he has one. Then, he bolts twelve seconds later. As D said, “that resembled a middle school relationship.”

15) A Shot at Love 2 premiere. What a shock, Bobby and her aren’t dating anymore (insert sarcasm). I can’t wait for season 12, I never see her settling down.

16) Beer goggles, still don’t help Lo. She always looks like a train wreck

17) D just vented about the Spencer Heidi conversation. About how they didn’t address their issues. Girls look at this show quite differently.

18) LC watches herself on DVD too much. She just noticed Whitney wore the same bag her first day of work.

19) Does Lauren ever have work to do? Has she ever had anything work related up on her computer?

Part 1 Over. Part 2 time.

20) ShePratt and LC are in the same class. Oh my god, I didn’t see that coming. Not. They’ve only been showing that in the previews for months.

21) Whitney looks tanner than normal. Kelly Cutrone, do not become my new Lisa Love. Kelly introduces Whitney to the other designers. Is there any doubt those female designers munch box?

22) The Heidi and fake friend’s conversation wasn’t set up or anything. Wow, and now they set up the Audrina text. At least they tried to mask the fact it is all set up in the past.

23) Whitney gives her two sense on a style. The other designer fakes like she cares and compliments her. Whitney then sports her giddy little school girl smile. That was fake and fun.

24) Audrina comes home to LC. I ignore their set up conversation and instead stare at both of their cleavages, since they are showing much more than usual.

25) During commercials D just petted my ego. She just told me how good my hair looks. I said thanks. She then compared me to David Beckham, because I can pull off any hairstyle. I think I have a hard on. I will be putting this hard on inside her when this show ends. She is going to get mad at me for this paragraph.

26) ShePratt apologizing to Lauren. ShePratt isn’t wearing makeup. She hasn’t learned from the other multiple season vets yet, wear makeup more often.

27) Kelly, Ms. Bosswoman is going to need a nickname. Some one come up with one. I’m too busy watching Whitney think her job is difficult. This model go, that model go, any one could do that.

28) Let me get this straight. ShePratt hangs out with Heidi, lives with Spencer and is befriending Lauren. How much would you like to wager they pay someone to finish that paint job. ShePratt and Heidi honestly painted maybe 1/30th of that room.

29) D is making fun of Lo. I’m enjoying this. “Look at her, she looks like shit. How about you use some makeup, maybe a comb, or even a shower.” Hilarious.

30) Is fake friend going to be a part of the show now. I mean if she gets rid of those hideous bangs, I’d be okay with this.

31) ShePratt to Spencer, “you’re so homeless and so lame.” That was good, she’s so hit or miss.

32) Spencer glaring at his sister at the end of that conversation was hilarious. He basically reiterated what I said earlier. She is now friends with all of his old best friends.

33) ShePratt is going to put her test score on the fridge because she’s so proud of herself for getting a B. I’m glad I’m not stupid.

Previews: ShePratt forgot to wear makeup in one of the scenes again and she’s attending Lauren’s party.