Archive for March 24th, 2008

The following are random thoughts on all the T.V. shows I’ve been watching recently.   

Gauntlet 3 - CT is not that big.  I met him last week at a bar.  He’s a couple inches taller than me and not even that thick.  I was not impressed. 

I didn’t speak to him, but PussyDabbler did.  When PussyDabbler approached him, CT asked him why do you want to talk to me, go talk to girls.  PussyDabbler also had a genius idea that I wish he would have followed through on.  He wanted to walk up to CT and pour a beer on his head and go “it’s just beer man.”  If you don’t get that, it would be a little taste of his own medicine, as he did that to Adam (his teammate) a few episodes back.  As for the finale.  I was glad Danny got eliminated, he’s a douche.  CT continued his meathead ways.  But, I didn’t get how he got mad at Evan for yelling at Eric, when he had already been yelling at Eric in the water and then eventually throwing his temper tantrum later.  Not surprised the rookies won, the team with the fewest players always win the final challenge regardless of how horrible the players might be.  Does anyone know what song was playing during the finale when the veterans are running down the beach.  That song is tight.  I enjoyed how they showed a flashback to Johnny Bananas being dead on about how Eric was going to hurt them in the finale.  He was just a little bit right on that one.  Then after the show they showed the previews for Hollywood, quite exciting.  I might do a live blog on the reunion show this week, not sure yet. 

That’s Amore - A new reality dating show on M.T.V. means I’m giving the show a chance.  Less than 2 minutes in and I’m already confused, why did the limo need a police escort to arrive at the mansion?  My first impression of the show was that this is the brokest (a.k.a. ugliest) crop of girls I’ve ever seen on a dating show.  There’s really only a couple knockouts (Taylor and FakeTitsPlatinumBlonde)  and mostly average to even ugly girls as well.  How long as Domenico been in the U.S.? Clearly long enough to have gone to casting calls for A Shot at Love with Tila, meaning he didn’t just get here, meaning he didn’t come to the U.S. for love, he came here for fame.  So that shoots down the entire premise of the show.  My favorite part of the season premiere was when Domenico has the group date and talks to Christina one on one and asks her to tell him about herself.  Instead of talking about what kind of a person she is or playing some bullshit card to win his heart, she decides to blow me away.  The first thing out of her mouth was, no joke, “I had sex at a football stadium in a girl’s bathroom.” Translation, I’m a slut, want to fuck?  After that exchange I decided I’m going to keep watching this show.   

In episode 2, FakeTitsPlatinumBlonde provided nonstop entertainment.  She is the devil and I enjoy watching her.  Jessica is a drug addict.  She has done a lot of blow in her life, this I’m sure of.  Those little white outfits were brilliant, the girls tits couldn’t even fit inside them.  The crackhead with the back tat when home.  Thank the lord, he almost eliminated Taylor who is gorgeous.

Beauty and The Geek - New season just started.  This show kills me.  Ashton Kutcher is a genius.  But, I don’t like this years plot twist.  Now, it’s beauties versus geeks, that’s dumb. But, the unintential comedy is through the roof.  I felt quite uncomfortable watching the beauties performance this week.  They seriously just danced for 10 minutes.  One of the geeks is cut (I’m talking Alton from the Real World cut), how is that possible?  One of the beauties honestly confused Sigmund Freud with Sigfried & Roy.  Amber trying to stop the elimination challenge claiming her heart hurt was stupid.  And she is a bitch, I’m happy she is gone.

Lost - I officially know my furniture too well.  In a split second I was able to identify the manufacturer and item number of the furniture sitting in the background of a scene.  The crazy part is this furniture was in the little hospital area where Juliette works.  Meaning the furniture is on the crazy island.  Michael is back? Talk about a shock.  I only have 32 questions concerning him (which were all thankfully answered in the most recent episode).  And another twist a flash forward showing one of the current cast members dieing.  I’m so intrigued to see if he died on the island and they brought the body back, or he died back in the real world.  Seriously, this show never ceases to amaze me.  As Dane Cook once said, this show is so awesome and yet every episode you have a whole new batch of questions.  A month break sucks.  But, the previews look awesome and it looks like we are really going to get some questions answered this season. 

Rock of Love 2 - Kristy Jo is finally gone thank the lord.  I can’t believe Brett actually had such serious feelings for such a headcase.  Then he eliminates Megan this week, she may be the dumbest woman alive.  After getting ousted she stood their for an eternity without saying anything, it was awkward to watch.  It’s kind of funny they both went home on back to back weeks after I discovered naked pictures of both of them online a couple weeks ago.  Turns out they both posed for playboy.  Here’s Megan’s pics.  I couldn’t find Kristy Jo’s again.

Dirt - The oddly aroused line was money.  Don’t remember it, just remember laughing hard.  The actual person in a costume to fuck with Don was also hilarious.  Had me fooled as well.  I thought he was hallucinating as per usual.  Nothing like a Hawkeye grad (Tom Arnold) making a guest appearance in this episode.  Do pop culture magazines actually change their covers that many times throughout a week? If so, that seems like a lot of wasted effort and time early in the week.

Will be putting up a new Hills article tomorrow.  Looking forward to the premiere tonight.