Archive for March 18th, 2008

That title is ridiculous, too many parts and numbers going on.  But, that is acutally what they’ve titled it.  Whatever, moving on.  Don’t ask my why I haven’t reviewed the new Making The Band season yet.  It is hands down my 2nd favorite show on T.V. right now, behind the Gauntlet 3.  I’ve been out of reviewing action for a while.  So let’s give this episode a shot.

1) Well this sucks in a good way.  I’m already pausing the show before watching it.  They lead in with the new Danity Kane music video for damaged.  Time to go Check that out.  First and foremost, they look hot as hell.  Nice to see Shannon going to back to her blonde ways, but those bangs were out of control.  Call me gay, but that song is addictingly awesome. 

2) Before we get back to the show.  I got the new Danity Kane cd “Welcome to The Dollhouse” about a week ago due to my awesome server I mentioned yesterday.  The album is amazing, far superior to their first album. Yes, my taste in music is not like most, but if you like techno beats and quick, club type songs this cd is for you.  The first 10 songs are knockout.  After that they decide to show their singing skills, meaning songs to screw to, nothing more than that.  Then end it with two solid final songs.  All in all 12 solid tracks, which is more than I get on most cd’s these days.  And yes I included the intro, I actually kind of liked it.

3) Showtime.  Why is Brian standing in the middle during all of the photos.  As Diddy stated in a previous episode he’s the weakest link.  I agree wholeheartedly, put someone else in there as your centerpiece.

4) Alright, Day26 is performing ‘Exclusive’ at some club, that song may be a top 5 favorite song of mine right now.  It just does it for me.

5) Oh my god.  I’m embarassed for them.  They had no idea how to act after their performance.  I seriously had to look away from the T.V. that was horrible.  Long pauses, terrible transitions, complete miscommunication, poor introductions, annoying background screaming, improptu 10 second singing.  Pa-thetic

6) Will after their performance, “We killed it.”  You need a reality check child.  I dare you to watch yourselves on T.V. during this episode without cringing and feeling bad for yourselves.

7) Had to go back during the commercial.  Prom Night eh.  I’m a sucker for teen horror flicks.  Jason Street, where is your wheel chair?  You can’t walk.  Not bad, definately will be seeing that one.

That was solid.  The girls are all impressed with themselves at the photo shoot.  Talking themselves up about how professional they are now and then Diddy just tears them a new one.  One question though, Diddy told two girls they look hard.  Girls, what does that mean?

9) Aubrey “I love being me.”

10) Thatta boy Donnie.  Handle of Cuervo and margarita mix.  So my style.  Mad respek. 

11) Aubrey “We’re gonna let Drey handle all the tacos, cause lord knows I don’t cook.”  She kills me.  Always get a kick out of her. 

12) They are having a party because they are leaving Miami. But, isn’t Donny’s cd not finished yet?  Which reminds me, I think Donnie J has kind of got hosed this year.  I think he’s going to be much bigger than Day26 and maybe ultimately bigger than Danity Kane.  The stuff Seven and him came up with a few upisodes back was sick.  And I loved Diddy’s line in that episode, something to the effect of ‘I want Seven to be to you like Timbaland is to JT.’

13) Day26 learning how to dance on a small stage.  A little boring, sorry not much to say for the last 10 minutes.  The bands only been practicing their voices for the past month, they should have been working on some dancing as well.  But, they did fairly well with the crash course.

14) Aubrey, “Yes 70’s porn star, minus the sex on camera.”  That is a great look for you and no man in their right mind would mind seeing the latter.

15) Just caught that Flo Rida commercial.  Was I the only person in the world who hadn’t noticed that his name also spelled out Florida?

16) 13 hours to work on hair.  Jesus Christ, that is ridiculous.  That’s one reason I’m glad I don’t have a vagina.

17) Diddy and Shannon are wrong.  That is not sexy.  Those bangs are out of control and way to boxy looking.  Hell, I even noticed that during the music video.

18) Oh man.  Those white outfits during that photo shoot are amazing.  They make all the girls look gorgeous.  Aubrey looks like a fucking ten.  

19) That album cover is so much better than anything from the other photo shoot.  Diddy was right. 

20) Nothing is more obnoxious than static during a song.  But, they handled that quite well and just kept on going.  Except none of them understood that Diddy was saying to try and pass the mics around and see if any of them worked.  That was clearly the thing to do, but whatever, they’re young.  The second time around, they did great.  That was their best performance to date.  Except for the fact, that big Mike looked like he was straining out a painful shit the whole time he was dancing.

21) The Danity Kane performance wasn’t as good as I expected.  The beat was too quiet and they relied on their voices too much, which really shouldn’t be the focus of that song.  Also, those outfits were quite subpar. 

22) I agree with Diddy, go get that Danity Kane album.  It’s money.