Archive for March 5th, 2008

Dr. Shhhh sent the following youtube video. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yjYbQpj0g

First and foremeost they are more ridiculous than me.  I don’t say that often.  But, here’s my question does youtube censor anything?  I mean can lyrics get any dirtier.  “But, what I wanna do is finger bang your fucking muff.”  Really?  What the fuck is on the guys teeth in the black shirt? 38 cent grills.  Is that wrigleys tin foil I see?  Another thing, why are they hanging out by a Doritos truck and a Dominos store.  To exaggerate the white trash theme they have going?  That is about the only thing I have against these guys.  This is pure genious.  How about the line, “got some titties like them flapjack, even sort of lumpy like an overstuffed napsack.”  The beat is right, the lyrics aren’t too loud, it’s spot on.  I mean if they said this stuff loud and in your face it wouldn’t have the same effect.  Their intentionally non chalant approach works for me.

ClubberLang felt left out in my last mailbag.  So here were his ideas to talk about with my thoughts on each one. 

1. Captain Planet and why it needs to be brought back to teach a new generation about protecting the planet?
-No thanks.  Below average show, I watched G.I. Joes, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Smurfs.  Now those need to be brought back.

2. Amergeddon = best movie ever?
-Honestly never saw it.  My top flicks are 8 Mile and Rounders.  Yes, I’m white.

3. Look I think we need a Michael commentary on a timeline of Britney Spears. You could start with “…One More Time” and gives us commentary or rank her hotness over the past 7 years. 
-This would take me ages.  I fucking love Britney Spears.  Piece of Me and Lucky are my all time favorites.  Her new album is bomb and I’m serious. 

TKM sent me a Tucker Max article.  I feel bad for him for not knowing who he is.  Hell, I bought his book years ago and it’s one of my favorites98.  If you don’t know who Tucker Max is you know nothing.  He’s one of my influences in terms of how I write.  I actually think I decided I wanted to start a blog after one of his articles had me rolling.  Here’s the one TKM provided, I’ve probably read it 10+ times.  It doesn’t get old.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttse
x_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml

Side Note 98: All time favorite book: A Million Little Pieces.  All the rumors surrounding whether or not it’s true are lame.  Who the fuck cares, it’s an amazing read.  If you like my stuff Tucker Max and James Frey are like me, just better.