Archive for February 12th, 2008

A very good friend of mine that I’ve known since we were just little guys.  Organized the most bad ass non alcoholic parties around in middle and high school.  And by this I mean he had parties with bouncers, guest lists, root beers kegs and a pool.  At that age, that was all one could ask for (a.k.a. the hope of seeing a tit pop out of a bathing suit).  Contains more random knowledge than any one I know and enjoys expressing it.  Which leads into the fact that he talks more than anyone I know and tends to bitch more often than most.  Enjoys disgusting types of liquor and beer.  Went to the University of Miami (Ohio) and majored in something business, probably finance as he works as a finincial advisor.  Deserves credit for loving my favorite bar (The Sports Column) at the University of Iowa.  Is most well known for two unique things he has done.  In high school he pierced his dick and in college he paid for a threesome with two hookers in Amsterdam. 

Drinking Ability: 7.  Solid all around game.
Ability to get Ass: 4. Colbert and Hammerschmidt were his most recent performances. 
Smartassness: 4.  Not his style.
Ability to make others laugh: 4.  Rarely tries, just shows off his random knowledge.
Text Messaging Skills: 4. Infrequent
Streetsmarts: 10. He’s the winner in this category.
Booksmarts: 7.  Smart kid that never applied himself enough.
VideogameAbilities: 4.  NHL 08 is the only game he is competitive at. 
FantasySkills: 8.  Has gone downhill the past couple years but before that was the best in the business.
Likely to be a good parent one day?: 7.  Yes, use that knowledge to make your kids smart.
Overall Rating as a Person Based on this Scale: 5.9