Archive for January 14th, 2008

I’d say I used to spend about 10 minutes a day just deleting spam from my website.  But, in the past couple days the spam just started going out of control and is becoming way too much work to handle.  I know this can easily be avoided by using different commenting software, but I feel like people would comment less if it was more complicated and hopefully it doesn’t get to that point.  So, I’m going to go through and delete all the spam and I’ve now changed the commenting settings so that a comment author must have a previously approved comment.  Therefore, I would really appreciate it if people would log in every time they comment, it takes only 2 seconds to register and set your username and password.  If you’ve forgetten it just make a new one.  I guess there is a small bonus to all the spam, it gave me the ability to write an article like this.  Let me give you an idea of the creepy fucked up people that live on the internet. 

“brother and sister fucking stories” - Two people found my site last month by typing brother and sister fucking stories into the search engine.  Get the fuck off my site you incestual fuck.

“Kurt Virgin” - Two more found it by using Kurt Virgin, now that’s fucking funny.  I hope it was him searching for himself.  Why doesn’t he spend some time learning how to coach high school sports.

“ron jeremy aids?” - Haha, he probably does have them, but I’m not the one to consult on that issue. 

“熟女セックス” - Really? How the fuck do multiple people arrive at my site by using that as a search engine keyphrase.

“can you get aids from deer blood?” - No fucking clue.  But, I pity you if you fucked a deer.

“buzz girlfriend woof” -  People actually search that? That’s hilarious in it’s own right.

“graphs on aids up to 2007″ - Wrong aids researcher again.

“all i know is violence” - Leave me the fuck alone.

“amsterdam airport lap dance” - Where do I sign up? That sounds awesome, I’m there a couple times a year, I could really go for that.

“bill simmons jack bauer” - Two of my heroes. 

“kim kardashian tape” - It’s decent, but my website doesn’t have it.

“lindsey van eagan” - Lindsey, I’m scared for you.

“high school girl blog” - Well that’s not very nice for referring them to my site, you lying search engine.

“i m watching gay porn text message” - Pervert

“ron jeremy has aids” - Turns out he might have them.

“michaelmoller.com” - Congratulations someone was actually referred to the right site.

“kbex tv hulk” - Hopefully they weren’t looking for you K-Bex.

“spencer pratt is nice” - Really? I think you are the only person outside of me who thinks that.

“put your tits in our hands” - Please don’t make me.

“poopsex” - I got money on that search being done by Josh Jergens.

And here are some examples of stupid spam comments I get hundreds of daily.  I could go on forever but here’s just a few.

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