Archive for January 11th, 2008

ModelSister - Hey pussy, sittin @ Old Chi in IC. Other ur a pussy n cant drink, I was orderin beer n I got a Carlsberg Beer. Its a Denmark beer, will drink it n ur honor.  9:41 p.m. 12/8/07
-Thanks for the beer in my honor, but come on a Denmark beer? It’s a danish beer and you make it sound like I don’t know this.  Get serious?

Version4.0 - Fwd: Remember when u faked it last nite? 9:53 p.m. 12/8/07
Version4.0 - From my girlfriend speakin to me about last night. 9:54 p.m. 12/8/07
-HAHAHAHAHA.  Version4.0 is probably the only one of my friends who would ever try such an awesome move.

M.R.I. - I am at spoco your old stomping ground. 11:21 p.m. 12/8/07
-So jealous.  My favorite bar at my good old alma matur.

MiniMiz - Just missed a nice little scuffle…Could have used you and PDabs.  12:44 a.m. 12/9/07
-I miss scuffles.  Still not aloud to get in another fight for 6-8 months. 

Version4.0 - Took a killer shot to the jaw tonight. 1:13 a.m. 12/9/07
-Really sad I missed that fight.

ToadCock - Do you remember the strippers name who i fell in love with. Sheena (his brother’s ex-girlfriend) works there and wants to know….ideas? 11:55 a.m. 12/10/07
-Perhaps Dirty Whore?

KrautyMcKrautFace - You should think of a better name for him (Mr.Pessimist). Like mr antiacid. Since he was always mooching them from everyone.  6:40 p.m. 12/10/07
-Sounds like a deal because I like your’s better anyway.

ShitFinger - Just ate a danish. thought of u. have a good one. 11:37 a.m. 12/12/07

SmellsLikeOats - Are you gonna come to our wedding? 10:08 p.m. 12/12/07
-My schedule has officially been booked for May of 09.

D - Meow 9:01 p.m. 12/14/07

JackBauer’sGirl - Ew i hate you…but I still love you long time. 11:25 a.m. 12/15/07
-Old saying, haven’t used that one in a while

BuiltLikeMachine - Shopping is what it is. Not a big fan. 11:30 a.m. 12/15/07
-Couldn’t agree more.  Well put.

HBomb - Holy shit…there’s a guy on a play 2 text commercial that looks just like you!! 7:23 p.m. 12/15/07
-Here’s a better question? Who the hell watches and/or pays attention when those commercials come on?  P.S. He must have been unbelievably good looking.

LilGizard - I think people are really weirded out by the name of your facebook group! All my friends up here were like what the fuck…ha 5:51 p.m. 12/16/07
-That’s the entire point. I want my website to stir emotions and make people laugh.

Cute Kid - You should get D a monkey for Christmas…and her name should be sped on your website. 9:48 p.m. 12/16/07
-Haha.  I want to go home to a monkey knowing I get to battle.  MONKEY! P.S. sped stands for special d

KrautyMcKrautFace - Theres a girl on the maury show named forever and named her bastard child eternity.  I love paternity test shows. 11:26 a.m. 12/17/07
-Speechless to the fact that you are watching that show and to the people that appear on those programs. 

PussyDabbler - Penis and Vegina. 5:24 p.m. 12/17/07
-My thoughts exactly.

Version4.0 - We best dominate there Chicago d bags tonight. 7:14 p.m. 12/17/07
-A horrible showing and we still won.  That’s the look of a solid squad, winning while playing poorly.  2-0 this season Chi-town friends, haha.  What’s the name of this game anways? I win.

Kermit - AllAmerican left and can’t get back in. 8:05 p.m. 12/17/07
-AllAmerican’s drunk ass tailgated with us and somehow got too drunk got seperated and never went to the game.  Fucking idiot.

JackBauer’sGirl -Urlacher. 8:06 p.m. 12/17/07
-One man doesn’t make a team.  I mean unless his name is AD.

PattyMobody - I have no problem with the bears losing this game. they blow and people in chi city need to realize that.  11:29 p.m. 12/17/07
-Fairweather fan

TurdBurglar - Out of all the women he can get. Why does he like her so much? 9:133 p.m. 12/18/07 (Nip/Tuck)
-Christian needs to get over Julia immediately.  No one likes her.

TurdBurglar - What the fuck is that? 9:23 p.m. 12/18/07 (Nip/Tuck)
-An indescribable creature that I think Matt is going to fuck sometime soon.

Dr. Shhhh - If dani (from Tila Tequila) was a dude i totally would do her! Weird. 9:23 p.m. 12/18/07
-Haha. No, that’s totally normal coming from a straight woman.

Dr. Shhhh - Ur right. Ps - Dunbar is a major douche. 12/18/07 9:29 p.m.
-Fucking D-Bag.