HogginBoy - I have a clear picture in my head of kinky kong jerkin it and buckets of splooge landing on the dude. 12:43 a.m. 12/2/07
HogginBoy - Good thing us humans don’t splooge that much. 12:47 a.m. 12/2/07
-Kinky Kong was on T.V. so I felt obligated to text Hoggin.  It’s a soft core porn HogginBoy loved.

TwinKidMan - I just was officer finneran, remember him? 12:50 p.m. 12/2/07
-Absofuckinglutely. The last time I saw him I got him hammered.  Always fun getting a cop plowed. 

ToadCock - That guy should just retire…sick move. 1:57 p.m. 12/2/07
-When AD made Kennoy Kennedy look like he was playing pop warner football.

EvilFather - Ughggggg u work so late. 5:40 p.m. 12/3/07
-You’re telling me.  Fucking Mondays.

ToadCock - Really? No better ending. 10:47 p.m. 12/3/07
-I love watching the Patriots.  I love their 52-7 victories.  I even love it when they only win by 1 yard.

PussyDabbler - I hate how pussies drive in the snow.  11:56 a.m. 12/4/07
-I agree with him wholeheartedly.  I hate it.  But, I did some bitching in response and I’m pretty sure it was karma that my car went into the ditch days later.

ToadCock - Im gonna grind on pussy until my dick falls off…fuck this traffic. 5:46 p.m. 12/4/07
-Jaegger Bombs

D- So ive come to the decision that I want to get ‘rowdy’ for lack of a better term tomorrow evening. 10:25 a.m. 12/6/07
-Rowdy is a great term. 

PussyDabbler - I understand anger. 12:22 p.m. 12/6/07

D - Ps your boy SmellsLikeOats and HBomb got engaged! 2:30 p.m. 12/6/07
-Congratufuckinglations guys.

Laura - I was at work so thank god no one i know was there either. 9:53 p.m. 12/6/07
-The one person I know in Omaha was safe.  Good to hear.

D - Omg I just saw the funniest thing ever! This fat guy and his even fatter wife walk across the street in the snow to Wendys…they both struggle walking through three inches of snow…and she biffs it! It takes her husband like 5 min to get her up! 2:39 p.m. 12/7/07
-Great visual I had going there.

D - You’re forcing me to start drinking by myself…9:19 p.m. 12/7/07
-Nothing wrong with that, it’s only the first sign of alcoholism.

MiniMiz - Odds that we get fucked up tonight? 9:37 p.m. 12/7/07
-I love this text.  We are seperated by hundreds of miles and we’re still on the same page.

MiniMiz - Drunk. 2:29 a.m. 12/8/07
-Congrats

P.S. Hope everyone has a great new years eve tonight.  Get rowdy, I know I will be at EvilFather’s sisters wedding.  Skol Bitches