Archive for November 14th, 2007

Fucking Hilarious. Sean’s new girlfriend just shit everywhere. Amazing introduction to episode 3. Through the first two episodes, I’ve been decently impressed. I was too messed up when watching the season premiere to write anything. But, my favorite line of the first episode was when Christian drank pineapple juice and then claimed it was nature’s way of guaranteeing a second date. As for the second episode, I remember laughing when Julia decided to come out as a lesbian. And laughing even louder when Sean and Christian were standing at the bar cracking jokes about dwarfs and lesbians. Let’s get on with this show though.

1) The opening scene ends perfectly, Sean’s new girl assumes the position and gives him a blowy.

2) Wow. This guy needing surgery scares me. He looks like a cross between a lion and a monkey. I’m serious, add a mane and that’s a lion.

3) Julia’s lesbian friend is cute. Ellen DeGenerous dates the hottest blonde lesbians. So jealous. Liz is going to join the two blondes in a threesome at some point very soon.

4) Christian farting into his fingers made me think we were going to get to watch Sean’s girlfriend poop everywhere. I was wrong, that rarely happens.

5) Wow. That little blonde is gorgeous. I guarantee the little girl let her horse put its penis inside her ’sacred hole.’ Sean, take the blowjob from her already. You pussy. I remember a couple years back when you fucked some girl in college side by side with Christian. One of my all time highlights by the way.

6) Woah. Julia has no boobs. I forgot that. Christian pulled out a great line there…”the only thing bigger than my ego is my cock.”

7) Yes, Sean’s new stepdaughter is the chick he should of fucked. Awesome, can’t wait until he actually screws her and if he doesn’t Christian will come through for me. Great three way conversation between the blonde couple and blonde child. I love this new stepdaughter by the way.

Christian just lied on the show. He said everyone poops. He’s wrong. Girl’s don’t poop or fart.

9) Matt appearance. Matt left Kimber. Big news. Bad time for a commercial. Ahhhh, this is why I watch shows on TiVo, no fucking commercials to wait through. Speaking of commercials, that Victoria’s secret commercial was a great plug there. They know the fans are already turned on by all this lesbian talk and then perfect Victoria’s Secret models. Make it stop. Many wives and girlfriends are going to get punished tonight because this show turned on every guy. Fucking commercials, they just showed the commercial for the 4th Die Hard flick twice in this set, I hope this doesn’t happen often for you people without TiVo. I hate commercials.

10) Christian calms Matt down by giving him a glass of wine. Respek

11) Julia - Of course she has a good box muching technique. She learned from the best, Ellen DeGenerous. Seriously, I bet Ellen is amazing at muching box. So much practice, so much access to all sorts of books and people who could tell her how

12) Hilarious. Sean dreaming of fucking the little girl with a saddle on her back. And now he punishes his girlfriend. I really hope Sean doesn’t close his eyes and put his dick in the wrong hole. That would be the worst scene in the history of this show. Sean getting shit on while fucking his girlfriend.

13) Did Christian fuck Julia again? Or was that both of them dreaming? Well, that settles it, they fucked again. Wow, it was Elyvia’s idea for Julia to fuck Christian, so she would stop thinking about it.

14) Commercials. Starsky’s bored.

15) Matt’s going to be fucked up again real soon. I can see it in his eye. I can’t wait for him to be a mess.

16) Kimber’s a crack addict. And so is Matt. Wow, that fucking up part couldn’t have happened any quicker. Blowing and box munching. All those anti drug ads. If they ever wanted a pro drug ad, all they need to do is play that 30 second clip. Makes me want to do crack.

17) I mean Christian’s good looking enough to be a male escort, but stop setting it up that way. Wait, now I’m confused she actualy gave him money in an envelope. I get it now. That is awesome. What a whore he is.

18) Final Thoughts. All in all a great episode.  Probably my favorite episode of any of my t.v. shows so far this fall.  I was a little surprised they didn’t bring up the t.v. show once this episode.  But, I can’t get enough of the new blonde evil whore character. Love how she seduces Sean even more in the next episode.