Archive for November 1st, 2007

-PussyDabbler was acting a fool when he woke up Saturday morning.  He was clawing me and jumping on me to wake me up.  It was not nice.  I guess it was payback for my two years living in our house when I woke everyone up at 6ish for every football game blaring the song Pool Party by the Aquabats.

-Tailgating consisted of the normal old crowd and very few people actually drinking hard.  The only true drinkers that morning were PDabs, AllAmerican, Krauty and myself.  We drank a ton of Rasmus’ mom’s handle of vodka. 

-Someone brought a breathalyzer to the tailgate.  That was a horrible idea.  I have avoided those things like the plague my whole life.  I’m afraid that little machine might kill me one day.  I would make that machine my own personal bitch and would try to beat every single person by a landslide.  It would just end badly.

-For years when PussyDabbler and I use to get drunk at college we would play this little game of ours.  It’s called creep the fuck out of girls.  We would walk up to random girls on the street and say, “come here little girl, I have candy” in a creepy whispery voice.  Random girls get scared and our friends laugh.  So, as per usual, I’m playing the game (this time over the phone) and I say it to one of my friends (who doesn’t know the game), QuestionMarkVoice.  But, for some reason she doesn’t get creeped out and actually asked me what kind of candy I had?  My drunk ass responded, “No.  Imagine I’m a creepy old man in a van who’s trying to rape you.”  We all laughed a lot over this because no one ever answers the question.  You either laugh or run away.

-Another one of our stupid drunken games that PussyDabbler gets all the credit for is the kitty game.  PDabs started meowing at people years ago and I picked up on it and have now staken my claim to it as well.  We meowed at everyone we saw all weekend long.  MEOW!

-I created a new nickname for PussyDabbler this weekend by calling him Rev Run (and it’s way too difficult to explain).  But, he loves it. 
 
-PussyDabbler got in a fight with a gay kid at the football game.  Completely his fault and really dumb and pointless. 

-PDabs a bit later decided for no reason to slap a guy in the face.  The guy got pissed, did nothing and kept walking.  And the whole time PDabs had this devilish little smile on his face.  It was rather hilarious if you ask me.

-PussyDabbler broke my chain.  I was not happy.  I made him give me his chain until he fixed mine.  But, he was so drunk he couldn’t get over the fact he broke my chain.  He eventually just up and left the football game and wouldn’t come back and meet us because he felt too bad about breaking my chain.  He kept telling Wife that he needed to fix my chain before he would come back.  Unfortunately for him, the chain was in my pocket, thus, he never came back. 

-Which means, PDabs finished watching the game with a grandma and her two grandsons.  He informed us the grandma repeatedly rubbed his shoulders. 

-The guys standing behind us at the game couldn’t stop talking about Devin Hester.  It annoyed us to the point that I still haven’t got over it.                        

-We saw a great college football game that went into double overtime.  I was quite excited about that after not expecting anything out of us that weekend.

-After the game we went home and napped before going out for Halloween night (tomorrow’s article).  By the time we got home PDabs was already sleeping, but we woke him up.  This ended up being a bad idea for Wife, as all he tried to do was get her to give him a ‘blowy’ or ‘jerkey’ as he called them.  She kept saying no and he kept trying, it was like watching a rape live, it was hilarious.  Eventually, PDabs even started abusing Wife and made her cry.  AllAmerican and I were laughing our asses off watching them.