Archive for October 16th, 2007

The day began with ToadCock still angry about his character profile venting to AllAmerican through e-mails.

ToadCock’s e-mail to AllAmerican:
So I had the opportunity to read the character profile Admin wrote about me…it made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside that I was the lowest rated person he has done.  I mean HogginBoy even beat me, which makes me think he would rather hang out with him than me…ouch.  How is this early Friday morning treating you? 

AllAmerican to ToadCock:
Don’t even think for one second that anybody besides HogginBoy’s girl would rather hang out with him than you, and im sure that is suspect sometimes. Friday morning is a bit of struggle early on, but ill pull through in the later rounds once I get a little 360 in me. Pretty jacked for tonight, im still waiting for Boobies.

ToadCock to AllAmerican: (great line by TC because we weren’t sure if Boobies was allowed to invite more than AA and myself)
I want to be jacked for tonight, but so far it looks like I won’t be doing jack tonight unless sue pulls through.

AllAmerican to ToadCock:
Don’t you worry my little muffin top, well make this work to our benefit, they have to know it won’t be any fun w/out us there

ToadCock to AA:
I promise to be a nice person tonight, if that helps Boobies in her decision.  All her friends will be saying, “who is that really nice kid that is good at drinking, has a sexy body and skillz that say DAM” Boobies will then reply “that’s AllAmerican”.  “well what about the other guy who also can drink, do probably to his enormous head, he is also a nice guy.” Boobies will then reply, ‘thats ToadCock, he is a wanna be AllAmerican”.  Then they will say, “whose that other guy who is just a fool and looks like a fat spencer?” Boobies will then respond with, “thats Admin, nobody likes him but he has cool furniture and will probably shelter AllAmerican for a while.” Then her friends will say, ” who is that other kid with the huge head, who wants to be somewhere else at all times and looks like he would pay money for action.”  Boobies will reply, “thats Kermit”

Admin to AllAmerican:
agreed that’s top notch stuff on toad’s part.  i’m not even mad, it’s surprisingly impressive.  thus, why for his character profile, on the smartass category I described him as ‘hit or miss’
 
Well since I’m doing nothing.  Let me give it a run.
 
Boobies, who’s the kid with the white t-shirt on?  Oh, that’s ToadCock.  Go ahead and flirt with him, just know I’ve never seen him talk to a girl before and/or seal the deal, meaning you will have to make the first move, good luck.  Who’s the kid wearing a hoody sweatshirt (that I like by the way) that he’s probably tried to wear four straight nights?  Oh, that’s AllAmerican, that’s the kid ToadCock writes e-mails to during the day (to try and score points/suck AllAmerican’s dick) behind Admin’s back because he’s depressed about an honest analysis of him as a person.  Who’s the charming, witty guy in the Waldo shirt (which I have on today and is a baller shirt)?  Oh, that’s Admin, he’s blacked out, go ahead and talk to him just know he won’t remember you.  Boobies, who’s captain forehead drinking wine and crazy beers bitching all the time?  Oh, that’s Kermit, don’t even bother starting to talk to him, because he will never stop talking.  But, if you want your night to end right now, then go ahead, feel free. 

Tomorrow’s article will be the shit show known as the Party Bus chronicles