Archive for October 11th, 2007

Got to know this guy through college when he’d visit the University of Iowa as he was best friends with HogginBoy and PussyDabbler.  Since, he graduated he has started hanging out with us more often and as he says he feels as if he’s in our frat now.  He helped instigate (not in a good way) the biggest battle royal of my life.  I was conveniently passed out upstairs.  But, T-Cock and 7 of my other friends got jumped by 20+ guys and all got their asses kicked.  At one point this summer when we were drinking at PussyDabbler’s house called PDabs’ parents’ (white) friends niggers.  A true highlight/lowlight from my life.  Managed to study abroad in Africa without contracting Aids, thats got to count for something.  Loves touching men, which is quite evident in his recent obsession with wrestling Konvic and playing Rugby rather than drinking.  Graduated from St. John’s last spring.  Works the checkout line at Target.  Haha, no works at Target corp downtown Minneapolis.

Drinking Ability: 8.  Great when he’s trying.  But, it could be better if he didn’t take way too many nights off.
Ability to get Ass: 5.  A recent up surge in the past couple years.  But, a fairly poor track record prior to that.
Smartassness: 6.  Very hit or miss. 
Ability to make others laugh: 6.  Can tell some pretty good stories.
Text Messaging Skills: 6. Good, not great
Streetsmarts: 4. One stupid drunk.
Booksmarts: 7.  I don’t know, but I think he did decent.  Any arguments either way will be heard.
VideogameAbilities: 3.  The last time I wanted to play video games at his house he put in high school football game tapes. 
FantasySkills: 3.  Don’t know, but can’t be very good.
Likely to be a good parent one day?: 8.  I think so and I can’t tell you why.
Overall Rating as a Person Based on this Scale: 5.6, these aren’t the best categories for him.