- I have only 8 school days left to blackout remaining before graduation

- I graduated in 4 years, honestly, why did I do that because…

- I wanted to win an Intramural champion T-shirt about as bad as I wanted to play the buckets on the Bozo show when I was a kid

- My friends implemented a new game…they refuse to tell me stories about what I do when I blackout

- I’ve developed a sleeping problem, which I’ve only been able to cure by drinking before bed

- I actually liked Tom Cruise’s new film MI3…but I live happy knowing that Pacey Witter deflowered Joey Potter before him (wow I used a Dawson’s Creek reference).

- Of double standards - A girl can hit a guy, but a guy isn’t allowed to defend himself and I know a guy who’s been raped, it goes both ways

- I didn’t engage in a 3 some in college

- Of binge drinking ads – everyone is then considered an alcoholic; seriously it means I started binge drinking at 14 and can be seen doing it at the 4-5 drink pace for 6-8 hours each night

- Freshman aren’t as easy to find once I graduate