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Text Message Log 7
Posted by: admin0
Under: Text Message Log
27 Sep 2007
27 Sep 2007
ToadCock…Ps a group of 3 random girls told me i look like jason from the hills. Thought you would like that…1:23 p.m. 8/23/07
-So far off. You are not that good looking or that big of a bad ass.
Wife…I know me too! What was the song?…4:00 p.m. 8/23/07
-As I wrote the word song, the Dawson’s Creek theme song just started playing hear at work. You better believe I turned up the volume on the speakers. And the song I’m referring to might make me gay as well. I’ve started to like a lot of English music. I’m quite into Lily Allen’s new CD, especially the song Alfie.
NonBloodBro…sitting at a table right next to steve nash and claudio reyna…6:18 p.m. 8/23/07
-Jealous
Version4.0…Just was the indian in the YMCA dance…2:01 p.m. 8/24/07
-Wow. I heart V4.0, he makes me laugh.
Toadcock…I agree I want to drink until I can’t feel feelings anymore…2:30 p.m. 8/24/07
-Sounds like someone else came up with this. But, I still really like this line anyway.
KBex…I’m out of prison. lets drink!….7:27 p.m. 8/24/07
-Funny you bring up prison. A friend of mine is currently sitting in one. Hope you brought your lube ???.
Hojoke…Flat betting everything $750…12:19 p.m. 8/25/07
Hojoke…Took time to get there dont force it i will probably play fewer games…12:21 p.m. 8/25/07
-I’m not even mad, that’s fucking amazing. I don’t even know if I ever want to reach that high of a betting clip. I like my max sitting at about $200 and flat betting everything $50.
SneakyBoobs…I don’t know I feel like shit and my dog just ate my entire choc malt!…8:19 p.m. 8/25/07
-Very appropriate name for her. Those things came out of nowhere.
Hojoke…I hope he has cause your wideouts blow…9:33 p.m. 8/25/07
-I was way too excited about how good Bobby Wade looked in the pre season. Big mistake, he’s so average it’s sad. He would be an average #3 wideout and yet he’s our number 1.
Daniel Sorensen…You’ve got the wrong number asshole…2:25 a.m. 8/26/07
-No I don’t. Fuck You.
KBex…Benjy is not a good influence! I might have to terminate our friendship…12:46 p.m. 8/26/07
-Benjy is an upcoming article on his own.
ToadCock…Hey Fritzagizard answer your dam Phone…7:20 p.m. 8/27/07
-That’s not very nice. Never compare my phone skills to the Gizard (I just had an epiphany. Each time I use someone’s name, I want people to be able to click on the name and it takes them to the person’s character profile. Wow that’s a great idea, I’m proud of myself. If I have a techy friend, can they please tell me how to do this).
TwinKidMan…Nobody cares about the god dam hills…12:19 p.m. 8/28/07
-Oh how you are mistaken. That show hearts me.
Hojoke…I hit 64 percent in nfl. Bases don’t count because of all the dogs pushes are no action. Should be 268 total wins divided by 493 overall wagers. Tell your friend to learn some algebra before he tackles wagering…3:28 p.m. 8/29/07
-Version4.0 was mocking my mentors math and betting skills. And this was Hojoke’s response insulting Version4.0, which is quite funny considering V4.0 went to Notre Dame and was math student of the year in high school.
MiniMiz…Does madden 08 play the same way as 07…11:09 a.m. 8/30/07
-Really, is that even a fucking question little Miz? Every Madden has played virtually the same since 1942.
TwinKidMan…Halloween tomorrow?…2:40 p.m. 8/30/07
-Was so excited for this movie. TKM and I love the Halloween’s. We still haven’t seen it yet. Disappointed in ourselves.
NonBloodBro…watching sherapova and sitting in front of Colin Farrell…7:31 p.m. 8/30/07
-Now combine those two and that’s a sex tape I would love to watch.
Milf…Ugh…I can’t I want friendship here…11:25 p.m. 8/30/07
-That text just makes me laugh. The fact that she doesn’t want people there, but instead just wants the friendship.
MiniMiz…Exactly one week from now…up a grand, 3 std’s and already drunk?…4:03 p.m. 8/31/07
-Funny how close you were with that middle guess. http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/226
LadyLegs…I will up u one std, one ticket, one tattoo and one marriage and down 2 grand…4:13 p.m. 8/31/07
SneakyBoobs…Did I tell u I almost got fired for being so hungover last sat? yeah not good….5:28 p.m. 8/31/07
-Hilarious, I’ll take some credit for putting you in that state
NBA JAM…remember the Japanese guys with leaves over their dicks?…6:37 p.m. 8/31/07
-Speaking of hilarious. Here’s a link to one of the first things NBA JAM showed me in our dorm room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s
TwinKidMan…Baker going for no hitter…9:05 p.m. 8/31/07
-We switch to the channel and we take full blame. Second batter breaks up the perfect game in the ninth.
Hojoke…Travis Henry…10:18 p.m. 8/31/07
-That would be the answer to the following question. What athlete has 9 kids with 9 different women?
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