Archive for September 25th, 2007

Whenever I’m out drinking and I know I’m drunk and won’t remember what someone’s voicemail says I save it.  So, today I listened to my saved voicemail from over the weekend.  I stumbled upon this hilarious message.

Hey hungry hungry hippo.  Little baby hungry hippo.  You looking for food you little hippo.  You looking for a little cheego snack.  A little trick stick.  Some rope.  Maybe uh, u need a little snicker bar, hungry hungry.  Tastes like goodness.  Cheese or whatever comes your way.  Getting ready to party.  Very soon

I can’t decipher the drunken male voice.  Nor do I even have any guesses to which one of my dumbass friends would come up with such ridiculous banter.  Guesses people?  Or does someone want to claim this?