Archive for September 11th, 2007

I love playing this simple game.  I played it with some random girl the other day in Vegas and she was really creeped out.  Speaking of Vegas those articles will be up either later this week or beginning of next week.  It’s the kind of stories I made this website for.  Alright, so the game’s really pretty simple. Just think back to 9 months before you were born to figure out why your parents were doing it.  I love watching a girl’s awkward response when they realize it was on valentines day or a parent’s birthday.  Or when I figured out my little brother’s birthday was 9 months to the day of my mom’s birthday and seeing how grossed out he got.  And figuring all three of us kids were born in July, my parents must just love boning around my mom’s b-day.  It’s simple just do the math and gross people out. 

2 Other random thoughts from last nights monday night football games.  1) Before going to commercials at one point during the game they started playing the touchdown song I’m obsessed with (http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/201).  Except T.I. changed up the lyrics and included Ocho Cinco in it.  I really hope Touchdown becomes a staple on Monday night games.  2) Those jerseys in the Arizona/San Fran game were hideous.  I feel like I was watching a game from the early 90s before teams realized they can mix colors on the color wheel and create a unique non primary color. 

Quick Hills thoughts.  I hate watching Whitney and Lauren talk together.  It’s always boring and so intentionally set up and scripted.  Like tonight’s episode when they discuss Jason just to set up the episode.  And how do I apply to be Lauren and Audrina’s trainer?  I want to make Lauren feel pain and make Audrina more flexible for other things.  Haha, Spencer uses my word Legit.  Haha, Lauren was so not impressed with her date.  Nor was I.  Come on dude, do your research don’t act like you know something about clothes with a girl who works for Teen Vogue and is all about fashion.  Lauren finally made me laugh and it wasn’t a scripted line.  Wow.  She said she had never wanted to stab herself in the eye more, because of the dude from her date.  Such an awkward dinner exchange, that was pointless.  What the hell, this whole episode has been about relationships and they keep giving each other advice that they never listen to.  God this episode sucks.  And then they come back and totally redeem themselves.  Heidi gets the promotion and her friend and her have a ridiculously awkward exchange that was just priceless.  Justin Bobby just entered the episode and it put a smile on my face.  That’s what this episode had been lacking, the guys (Justin Bobby and Brody).  Jason now makes an appearance and I can’t get take him seriously.  All I can think about is his peformance on Celebrity Rap Superstar (http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568709&vid=172603).  It’s a must watch.  Jason clearly wants back in her pants, which confuses me since he’s engaged.  All in all a definate subpar episode.  Next weeks previews were ‘Legit’ though.