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Text Message Log 7
Posted by: admin0
Under: Text Message Log
27 Sep 2007
27 Sep 2007
ToadCock…Ps a group of 3 random girls told me i look like jason from the hills. Thought you would like that…1:23 p.m. 8/23/07
-So far off. You are not that good looking or that big of a bad ass.
Wife…I know me too! What was the song?…4:00 p.m. 8/23/07
-As I wrote the word song, the Dawson’s Creek theme song just started playing hear at work. You better believe I turned up the volume on the speakers. And the song I’m referring to might make me gay as well. I’ve started to like a lot of English music. I’m quite into Lily Allen’s new CD, especially the song Alfie.
NonBloodBro…sitting at a table right next to steve nash and claudio reyna…6:18 p.m. 8/23/07
-Jealous
Version4.0…Just was the indian in the YMCA dance…2:01 p.m. 8/24/07
-Wow. I heart V4.0, he makes me laugh.
Toadcock…I agree I want to drink until I can’t feel feelings anymore…2:30 p.m. 8/24/07
-Sounds like someone else came up with this. But, I still really like this line anyway.
KBex…I’m out of prison. lets drink!….7:27 p.m. 8/24/07
-Funny you bring up prison. A friend of mine is currently sitting in one. Hope you brought your lube ???.
Hojoke…Flat betting everything $750…12:19 p.m. 8/25/07
Hojoke…Took time to get there dont force it i will probably play fewer games…12:21 p.m. 8/25/07
-I’m not even mad, that’s fucking amazing. I don’t even know if I ever want to reach that high of a betting clip. I like my max sitting at about $200 and flat betting everything $50.
SneakyBoobs…I don’t know I feel like shit and my dog just ate my entire choc malt!…8:19 p.m. 8/25/07
-Very appropriate name for her. Those things came out of nowhere.
Hojoke…I hope he has cause your wideouts blow…9:33 p.m. 8/25/07
-I was way too excited about how good Bobby Wade looked in the pre season. Big mistake, he’s so average it’s sad. He would be an average #3 wideout and yet he’s our number 1.
Daniel Sorensen…You’ve got the wrong number asshole…2:25 a.m. 8/26/07
-No I don’t. Fuck You.
KBex…Benjy is not a good influence! I might have to terminate our friendship…12:46 p.m. 8/26/07
-Benjy is an upcoming article on his own.
ToadCock…Hey Fritzagizard answer your dam Phone…7:20 p.m. 8/27/07
-That’s not very nice. Never compare my phone skills to the Gizard (I just had an epiphany. Each time I use someone’s name, I want people to be able to click on the name and it takes them to the person’s character profile. Wow that’s a great idea, I’m proud of myself. If I have a techy friend, can they please tell me how to do this).
TwinKidMan…Nobody cares about the god dam hills…12:19 p.m. 8/28/07
-Oh how you are mistaken. That show hearts me.
Hojoke…I hit 64 percent in nfl. Bases don’t count because of all the dogs pushes are no action. Should be 268 total wins divided by 493 overall wagers. Tell your friend to learn some algebra before he tackles wagering…3:28 p.m. 8/29/07
-Version4.0 was mocking my mentors math and betting skills. And this was Hojoke’s response insulting Version4.0, which is quite funny considering V4.0 went to Notre Dame and was math student of the year in high school.
MiniMiz…Does madden 08 play the same way as 07…11:09 a.m. 8/30/07
-Really, is that even a fucking question little Miz? Every Madden has played virtually the same since 1942.
TwinKidMan…Halloween tomorrow?…2:40 p.m. 8/30/07
-Was so excited for this movie. TKM and I love the Halloween’s. We still haven’t seen it yet. Disappointed in ourselves.
NonBloodBro…watching sherapova and sitting in front of Colin Farrell…7:31 p.m. 8/30/07
-Now combine those two and that’s a sex tape I would love to watch.
Milf…Ugh…I can’t I want friendship here…11:25 p.m. 8/30/07
-That text just makes me laugh. The fact that she doesn’t want people there, but instead just wants the friendship.
MiniMiz…Exactly one week from now…up a grand, 3 std’s and already drunk?…4:03 p.m. 8/31/07
-Funny how close you were with that middle guess. http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/226
LadyLegs…I will up u one std, one ticket, one tattoo and one marriage and down 2 grand…4:13 p.m. 8/31/07
SneakyBoobs…Did I tell u I almost got fired for being so hungover last sat? yeah not good….5:28 p.m. 8/31/07
-Hilarious, I’ll take some credit for putting you in that state
NBA JAM…remember the Japanese guys with leaves over their dicks?…6:37 p.m. 8/31/07
-Speaking of hilarious. Here’s a link to one of the first things NBA JAM showed me in our dorm room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s
TwinKidMan…Baker going for no hitter…9:05 p.m. 8/31/07
-We switch to the channel and we take full blame. Second batter breaks up the perfect game in the ninth.
Hojoke…Travis Henry…10:18 p.m. 8/31/07
-That would be the answer to the following question. What athlete has 9 kids with 9 different women?
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Anonymous Voicemail
Posted by: admin0
Under: Randomness
25 Sep 2007
25 Sep 2007
Whenever I’m out drinking and I know I’m drunk and won’t remember what someone’s voicemail says I save it. So, today I listened to my saved voicemail from over the weekend. I stumbled upon this hilarious message.
Hey hungry hungry hippo. Little baby hungry hippo. You looking for food you little hippo. You looking for a little cheego snack. A little trick stick. Some rope. Maybe uh, u need a little snicker bar, hungry hungry. Tastes like goodness. Cheese or whatever comes your way. Getting ready to party. Very soon
I can’t decipher the drunken male voice. Nor do I even have any guesses to which one of my dumbass friends would come up with such ridiculous banter. Guesses people? Or does someone want to claim this?
Sexual Things Women don’t know about Men!
Posted by: admin0
Under: Ledges
24 Sep 2007
24 Sep 2007
Found Another Ledge. Don’t have the date for this one. But, I remember getting lots of e-mails and facebook messages because of the HJ line.
Sexual Things Women don’t know about Men!
- Every guy has measured their penis…personally I’ve learned I’m hung like a 4 year old
- If they have an S.T.D…they will not tell you
- Even if we act like we care about what you’re saying…we really don’t
- If we are laughing at your jokes, you are not really funny, we just want to get in your pants
- An hour after hooking up with you all of our friends have a vivid picture of our last sexual interaction…chances are they know you’re smell
- A guy takes a 2 second look at you and gives you a score on the 10 point scale
- If you have sports knowledge, regardless of your looks you move up 2 points on that scale
- Plain and Simple….we don’t want an HJ
- We have checked out your mom and little sister
- Snuggling is a –
- Freshly trimmed is a +
Text Message Log 6
Posted by: admin0
Under: Text Message Log
17 Sep 2007
17 Sep 2007
In my opinion this might be the best text message log so far. Lots of funny ones.
Boobies…Horses tomorrow?! Dont let me down!…4:51 p.m. 8/1/07
-don’t put a question mark after horses, that’s never a question, i fucking heart horse racing
NBA JAM…You’re not dead are you?…10:14 a.m. 8/2/07
-I got a bunch of texts from people wondering if I was on the bridge. Instead of posting them all, this was my favorite one. As for the bridge, I work like 5 minutes away from it, but, rarely use that street. Pretty crazy stuff though. thanks for the love friends.
NBA JAM…Good becaues your corpse wouldnt be as fun to assfuck…10:24 a.m. 8/2/07
-always good for some humor, this kid
Boobies…We still going or do u just want to get drunk and make bad decisions?…7:14 8/2/07
-Get drunk and make bad decisions. Don’t ask stupid questions.
Version4.0…Fucking hate casinos…10:44 p.m. 8/2/07
Version4.0…There gay as aids…10:45 p.m. 8/2/07
DanCarlson…That is a guaranteed win i expect a percentage…9:25 p.m. 8/3/07
-I bet on a horse named DansTheMan
HeatherJo…Ya drunk…1:03 a.m. 8/4/07
-Yes
Hennenenenen…Hey thanks for checking up on me last night and why did toad grab my Boobs?…9:21 a.m. 8/5/07
-Oh yeah, need to write about that night. ToadCock did many things wrong.
Pilar…Where did Ritter go last ngiht?…4:03 p.m. 8/5/07
-who fucking cares
Pilar…Oh wow ok. Ha. Not really cool of toad to get in my bed when i had no clothes on. Creeps me out….5:07 p.m. 8/5/07
-Same Night
Pilar…I just want to make sure he didnt see me naked and i didnt get near him thinking it was trent. I’m kind of upset about it…5:10 p.m. 8/5/07
-Same Night
Kermit…Preseason game on fri night?…6:19 p.m. 8/6/07
-Nothing got me more excited than seeing this couple wearing E.J. Henderson and Koren Robinson jerseys. Get excited, those are some cornerstone players. E.J. I don’t know how to play pass defense and Koren I don’t know how to stop drinking.
MiniMiz…Hey…wisconsin is rated number 7 in pre season poll…8:11 p.m. 8/6/07
-Overrated. Iowa sucks and they might upset them next weekend. Hope I can make that game.
Version4.0…c’est magnifique…10:50 p.m. 8/7/07
TwinKidMan…Sorry well do it tomorrow bonds hit 756…11:19 p.m. 8/7/07
-Fuck Bonds and that milestone.
3at39…O o i am thirsty and feel like dancing tonight…4:27 p.m. 8/9/07
-she cheated texted me from a new number, hadn’t talked or texted her back in months
3at39…Darn havent heard you sing in danish lately! :-)…5:30 p.m. 8/9/07
-I haven’t heard myself either. If you know me well enough, you know I’m clearly singing this song outloud to myself right now.
Milf…What are you boogars doing…10:46 p.m. 8/9/07
-Boogars? Really? Wow, you clearly hang out with children too much
Milf…Maybe we will…But rockin the free drinks for now…11:16 p.m. 8/9/07
-I wish there were nights when guys drank free until 11. I’m suing that bar for sexual discrimination.
KennyMac…And a large in the shakes, and the pickles!…12:22 p.m. 8/10/07
-I heart Dane Cook. Looking forward to his new movie Good Luck Chuck. In related news I also heart Jessica Alba.
Version4.0…I honestly don’t think i’ve ever been as horny as i am right now…4:46 p.m. 8/10/07
-runaway winner of favorite text for this log award
TwinKidMan…Come play with me…9:28 p.m. 8/10/07
TwinKidMan…You guys suck never want to play with the married guy with kids…9:29 p.m. 8/10/07
JackBauersGirl…Sweet 7-3 loss last night…go vikes…5:28 p.m. 8/11/07
-Fuck you and get the numbers right if you’re gonna mock me. Not to mention my squad’s 0-1 and yours is 1-0.
TwinKidMan…We got lil scrappy at our work bumpin his music and signing autographs…12:16 p.m. 8/14/07
-Lil Scrappy? Am I supposed to be impressed.
MiniMiz…Hey…i just heard the mtv movie awards are in vegas the same weekend we’re there…7:21 a.m. 8/16/07
-Miz is a little too excited at 7 a.m. for my liking….but i fucking heart celebrities
MiniMiz…Lets fuck some movie stars…7:26 a.m. 8/16/07
-Agreed
PussyDabbler…Is wife invited if she promises not to cry?…5:46 p.m. 8/17/07
-2nd favorite text. Wife needs to stop being a cry baby at the bar. It’s obnoxious.
TwinKidMan…You see your boy greenway just scored a td!…7:43 p.m. 8/17/07
-Absofuckinglutely
DanishGuy#3…U bitch 
just kidding…11:43 p.m. 8/17/07
-I can take an insult. You don’t have to start apologizing in the same text.
PattyMobody…I just saw tony almeda on the streets of chicago…12:08 a.m. 8/18/07
-I wish I ran into quasi celebrities. Did you talk to him Mobody? And could you possibly talk to him without calling him Tony?
AllSunCurrent…We were fist row…3:59 p.m. 8/19/07
-So fucking mad. I had to work that day. ASC had to rub in the fact that I passed up front row tickets for Santana’s gem.
NonBloodBro…got first BJ in a long time last night - almost forgot how great they are…7:14 p.m. 8/19/07
-Can’t decide if I feel happy or sad for him. One should never forget how great a BJ is. Hell, if I went that long I might pull a Kermit and just pay for one.
Version4.0…He buys the stupidest shit…9:06 p.m. 8/20/07
-In reference to Spencer on the Hills buying the arcade games. Quite the baller move though. I could definately see myself being a tool and doing that one day.
Kermit…Eddie Griffin died in a suv crash. I bet he was watchin porn while drvin again…7:17 p.m. 8/21/07
-Evil yet funny.
KennyMac…Pants down round….11:38 p.m. 8/22/07
-Haha, that’s a funny story on it’s own. Pants down rounds of flippy cup, hell yes, way to remind me of that.
AllAmerican…Haven heard it yet, therefore I think youre gay until further notice…1:06 p.m. 8/23/07
-In reference to a Paris Hilton song that I love.
Fuck this blog better be wrong. Dr. Tancredi is one of my main reasons for loving this show. I wanted to fuck her badly and now that she’s pregnant in real life as well. Well then fuck me and sweet dreams to that idea. TKM and AA, I know you are disappointed as well.
http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/Truth-Prison-Break/800021797
From D
http://cityguides.msn.com/citylife/article.aspx?cp-documentid=5316153&page=1
From ClubberLang
http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/08/21/heres-the-lineup-for-celebrity-apprentice-so-far/
Tate Donovan claims the young kids were the reason the show went off the air. Not surprising but an interesting article for former O.C. fans.
http://communities.canada.com/nationalpost/blogs/theampersand
/archive/2007/09/10/barton-cohen-gang-killed-the-o-c-says-series-director.aspx
NY Times article on The Hills.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/08/arts/television/08heff.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&ref=television&adxnnlx=1189648811-fK2OVzW1Q8Nvdim6o8INfA