Archive for August 28th, 2007

Version4.0, myself and many of my friends are a bit too addicted to this show.  So, a few weeks back was the season premiere and these were the texts we sent back and forth followed by lots of thoughts from tonights episode.

Version4.0…Light yellow…Ewe…9:31 p.m. 8/13/07
Me…Wow just had that conversation.  Touche bro…9:33 p.m.
-Yeah, there is no f-ing way I’m ever letting my wife paint the walls of my home yellow.  Get the fuck out of Dodge.

V4.0…That wall looked so stupid…9:34 p.m. 8/13/07
Me…Baller mural.  Love that she hates it….9:35 p.m.
-Don’t know why I put it that way.  I actually didn’t mean that the mural was baller, I meant the move to piss off the fiance was baller.

V4.0…Get a fucking hair cut…9:37
Me…We can agree on this.  That guys a troll…9:37 p.m.
-Justin Bobby (his name is Justin but his friends call him Bobby) is a character.  Now three episodes into the season I can officially say that guy is quite the player and it can be attributed completely to his game.  He’s extremely smooth with Audrina.  But, he has no sense of style and in my opinion is an unattractive dude.  I’m pretty sure he was wearing a skirt and combat boots in tonight’s episode.

V4.0…Lauren is all about the stare downs…9:38 p.m.
Me…And foreigners.  I got a shot…9:40 p.m.
-In episode 1 Lauren made out with a random foreign guy.  I think she likes to drink now, she’s always talking about having a glass of wine and attending bars on a more regular basis now that she’s boyfriend less.

KBex…Only after the Hills! jk sure when u want to meet?…9:42 p.m. 8/13/07
-Don’t J/K the hills, that shits legit.  She was saying she would meet us at the bar after the Hills.  I was clearly suggesting to meet there after the show, there was no way I’d miss the premiere. 

Me…Loving brody right now…9:46 p.m.
V4.0…He’s savin this show…9:46 p.m.
-So far through this season he’s the only consistent form of entertainment.  But, what a pussy he got his finger checked out after breaking it and got a cast put on it.  Get serious. 

V4.0…2 minutes in the store and he drops 100K…9:49 p.m.
Me…At least he didnt even ask the price.  Great use of US Weekly knowledge on that one..9:52 p.m.
-We read too much US Weekly, we both knew the price of the ring already, slightly pathetic.

V4.0…Love that jason is on his way back…10:00 p.m.
-It’s weird, I hate that guy, but I agree that it’s good to have him back in the show.  It’s just additional drama.

Boobies…Ooo i love it…10:01 p.m.
-I was quite satisfied with the premiere and thought the second episode was much better than the first.

Nothing to do with the show…But I was looking at my next message I kept in my outbox and it made me laugh.
Me…I cant even stand my own brand.  This is the worst poop ever.
-Bad night of drinking, hate those poops.

As for other thoughts from this season so far. 
The Guys - Those were baller arcade games that Spencer bought for his new place.  And, I couldn’t get enough of the final scene from last week.  Spencer was so infuriated with Heidi for ruining his wall, he looked like he was about to cry.  When Brody got mad at Spencer tonight I was mcLovin it.  It’s pretty much how I feel with friends when they get too attached to there significant others (not to mention any names or anything, PussyDabbler) and forget that they still have guy friends.  Which reminds me are AllAmerican and I the only ones who’ve noticed Brody’s new best friends are the two guys, Nick & Frankie from TwentyFourSeven (the failed MTV reality show).  I hope they have larger roles in this show from now on as I’m still disappointed TwentyFourSeven went off the air.  But what the hell did Frankie have on his head? Some girl explain to me what that was.  Spencer looked so out of place on the farm and how can he ask a girl to marry him before even meeting her parents.  I love how the ‘Brody Jenner game’ is already back and quite evident in tonight’s show.  He clearly used his injury/cast to try to flirt up Lauren (a.k.a. get back in her pants) and it was working.

The Girls - Lauren and I are similar for once, we both stay friends with our exes.  I love how during tonights episode Heidi said she talks to her mom everyday and tells her everything and yet she hasn’t even told her she’s engaged.  Kind of a big deal to keep from your mom.  Heidi’s mom almost got hit by the car when they first pulled up, I really wish that would have happened.  And you can so tell that Heidi’s entire family does not approve of big Spencer.   They couldn’t come up with anything good to say about him outside of nice and polite, can’t get any more generic.  Whitney has taken on an even smaller role this season than in the past (which I didn’t think was even possible).  While Lo has taken on a bigger role, which I don’t like at all, she’s not as attractive as the rest of the girls and extremely boring.  Audrina is walking a fine line of following in Heidi’s footsteps by fucking up her relationship with LC due to a boyfriend.  Justin Bobby just left her at the party and left her helmet there (which lead to Lauren’s most scripted joke ever “life’s tough, get a helmet”)  and she’s still going to let her back into her life.  Audrina’s an idiot, you let him stomp on your heart in vegas and get away with it, clearly he’s not going to change and because he knows you will keep coming back to him.

The previews for next time were awesome.  Spencer getting angry that Brody and LC are hanging out leading to another Brody one liner, “Spencer broke up with me.”  And damnet they keep teasing me about the impending drama.  I’m impatiently waiting for all this controversy to start up regarding who spilt what to the tabloids, it will create serious drama.