Archive for August 27th, 2007

I had a fantasy football keeper draft last night, so I didn’t have time to start the reality week.  It will go tuesday through friday this week instead.  But, here’s another group of text messages. 

Zippies…That sux.  But its no double goat.  5/31/07 11:18 p.m.
KennyMac..At least it wasn’t the goat. 6/1/07 12:03 a.m.
PussyDabbler..Haha.  Laughed out loud when i got ur text! 6/1/07 9:48 a.m.
-I got batwinged by AllAmerican and had to tell my fellow Waiting fan.  You will only get this reference if you’ve seen Ryan Reynolds’ Waiting.  A great flick where they implement a game where you show your balls to your friends and if they look you get to kick them in the ass.

EvilFather…Yeah…touche…unless they were REALLY drunk. B/c he’s missing several teeth!!…5/31/07 11:24 p.m.
-No idea what this is in response to.  My best guess is that we had a cab driver with missing teeth.

EvilFather..Wow. Just did tequila shots with the neighbors…this is going to be a great night, i can feel it. 6/1/07 5:19 p.m.
-Yum, tequila

BigJohnson…Wanna buy a dutch hooker with me?…6/1/07 11:31 p.m.
-I’d never received a text from him so I was extremely caught off guard by this one.  Especially figuring I’m pretty sure he meant danish instead of dutch.

Boobies…Hi mikel…6/2/07 11:17 a.m.
-perhaps my favorite nickname

Boobies…Friend? Love booze.  6/2/07 2:29 p.m.
-great line, I love booze

Boobies…Thanks for the nice message dick…6/3/07 9:00 p.m.
-I remember leaving an extremely insulting message because she was adapting Fritzagizard’s telephone tendencies, which is he worst thing anyone can do.

TwinKidMan…Bowling bitches and beer what you say…6/5/07 6:41 p.m.
-a perfect combo as long as the bitches don’t do much talking

Megs…Did you finally recover from the weekend today…6/6/07 3:30 p.m.
-It’s Wednesday, come on, that means the next weekend has already begun.

MiniMiz…Kermit doesn’t lie…warner’s band is sick..6/7/07 10:38 p.m.

PussyDabbler..Lets all play together and use each other as assets. 6/7/07 11:52 p.m.
-I have no idea what that means but I enjoyed it.

Kermit..Ride to cabin plz…6/8/07
-what, chuck gangsta

EvilFather…Is sue boobies?…7:41 p.m. 6/11/07
EvilFather…Does Andrea have a name?…7:48 p.m. 6/11/07
-the texts look ridiculous, but it was for her guest articles

D…Omg…I just woke up…that has to be one of the most messed up experiences of my life! lol…1:20 p.m. 6/13/07
-D got high for the first time…it was hysterical

EvilFather…So, I keep hearing these bomb songs when my iPod is on shuffle, and every time I look at what it is its one of the songs u downloaded.  They are BOMB…4:35 p.m. 6/14/07
-what can I say, I’m damn good at spotting good music and more importantly bringing the danish awesomeness back to the states

Version4.0…wanna hear something baller as fuck.  Going to see harry potter tonight.  holla. midnight showing.  Yeah thats right…7:45 p.m. 7/12/07
-really? baller?

Version4.0…Well see who’s pathetic when i’m in a dream world of magic…7:51 p.m. 7/12/07
-that one made me laugh

KrautyMcKrautFace…My bartender is the hottest tall girl i’ve ever seen.  Yes im drinking alone….7:02 p.m. 7/13/07

Version4.0…My gay week continues! At tim Mcgraw…9:02 p.m. 7/13/07
-honestly, what happened to my friend?

HeatherJo…If you don’t want to see me you can just say that…2:18 a.m. 7/14/07
-what? It’s my birthday, clearly whatever I said to you doesn’t apply