Archive for July 27th, 2007

The same night as the Free Beer Free Fun article, HogginBoy had quite the adventure after the bar as told by him in this article.  I don’t feel like giving his girlfriend a name right now, plus I like the fill in the blank move by HogginBoy.  The Harry Potter line kills me each time I read this.

So shortly after 10 when our free beer period ended, ________ (fill in name for Alexis here, she will be “AH” throughout the rest of the story) and I left the bar supposedly because I was “too drunk” (as I am told). I didn’t think I really was, but then all of the beer decided to hit me at once and I blacked out as we headed towards the door. I was told that we called a cab to get back to AH’s friend’s place where we had started the night (I only knew we had paid the driver cause I was a $20 short the next day). When we make it back to the friend’s place, we try the door and it’s locked, as it turns out AH’s friends are still out partying. AH is hammered at this point as well, and is trying to figure out what we’re going to do. We walk back down the stairway, and I proceed to puke my brains out as I’m leaning over the railing.

AH is trying to call all of her friends to try and figure out where they are, and I decide to help by completely passing out in the middle of the front yard. After much yelling and smacks to the face, AH is able to help me regain consciousness. AH eventually gets a hold of her sister, who happens to still be awake because she had attended the Harry Potter book release party and she agrees to pick us up. We decide to meet at McDonald’s, so AH and I head over there. Once inside, AH has to use the bathroom. While I’m sitting there waiting for her, I decide that I have to go to. When I come back out, I return to my original seat and patiently wait for her.

An abnormal amount of time passes for a girl to be in the bathroom, so I decide to go in to check for her, and no one is in there. I then notice that there is a family/handicapped/whatever bathroom as well, and think that AH has gone in there. I pound on the door and get no response, so naturally I think she has passed out. I ask the McDonald’s worker to open it up, but she claims she has no key. By this time, AH’s sister has arrived, and somehow she is able to get someone to unlock the door. Turns out no one is in there either, and it was probably locked the whole time.

So, we have no idea where AH is, and on the walk over her phone died so she had thrown it on the ground. Luckily I picked it up, but this meant there was no way of contacting her. There’s nothing else we can do but aimlessly drive around searching for AH. As we’re driving around, a random number calls AH’s sister’s phone, and it is AH telling us where she is. It turns out when AH came out of the bathroom, she didn’t see me, so her drunken mind decides that it means I must have left, and she needs to go looking for me. She then wondered around barefoot through random neighborhoods, tried to go into a house that a random girl said she could chill at till she figured out what was going on, and then randomly ran into another dude that had been at Brother’s earlier and was lost as well, and used his phone to call us. We then proceeded to drive all the way back to AH’s house, 45 minutes south of the cities.