Archive for July 20th, 2007

I just can’t get around to writing these million drunken stories I’ve already outlined.  It’s gonna happen, I’m just not sure when.  I think it’s because I’ve been drunk almost everyday for the past two weeks and then my head hurts too bad to focus on writing.  Instead, I just keep working or read other people’s stuff.  So, here’s some worthwhile links.

I haven’t watched any of the season’s of the Surreal Life.  But, they just announced the cast for season 7.  It includes Miss Cleo (crazy woman who had her own fake physchic t.v. channel), Phil Helmuth (class A prick), Carrot Top (the article doesn’t talk about him, but talk about a has been) and Randy Savage (let’s hear what he has to say about Benoit’s death).  Don’t know the others, don’t really care.  Those four should provide plenty of entertainment.
http://www.gambling911.com/Poker-Phil-Hellmuth-Surreal-Life-Miss-Cleo-071607.html

Speaking of T.V. I downloaded the only six episodes out there of that Sunset Tan show.  Wow, that show is amazing.  Highly recommend it. 

Funny little Pearl news.  Still don’t buy she’s retired.  Especially since she’s making a mockery of it in this interview.
http://kwww.tmz.com/2007/06/29/pearl-life-after-the-landlord/

Didn’t read this article.  But, what the hell, how can they consider Drew Carey for the price is right gig.  I hate that fat fuck.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070719/ap_en_tv/tv_price_is_right

CBS looking to revive American Gladiators.  Yes Please.  Loved that show as a kid.  Plus, maybe someone like Bonds who’s clearly on Roids could be a candidate for a gladiator spot.  That, or bring the old guys back if they’re not all dead.  The unintentional comedy level of good old Laser still a gladiator at age 60 would kill me.
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117968623.html?categoryid=14&cs=1

Only 2 of 3,000 Blind Date couples actually got married.  Haha.  I loved that show, the point wasn’t to actually hook people up, but to create comedy and awkwardness and it worked.  I just wish that show came out 10 years ago so I could have watched it as a teenager instead of wasting millions of hours on trivial games like Mario Party (yeah that was for you Schmidty). 
http://blogs.courant.com/roger_catlin_tv_eye/2007/07/the-failures-of.html