Archive for July 11th, 2007

This video is just as good as The Landlord video.  I love Pearl.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33f2687080

I don’t buy that ending.  She’s on top of her game, there’s no way she’s retiring.  Plus, if it’s true that she doesn’t retain/remember anything she says, why not have her keep doing videos.

At the time I saw the video, there was a hilarious comment right below the video.  I particularly liked the signing off on the guy’s comment.

To the parents of Pearl:

Pearl can’t retire. She could be big. Really big. The most famous baby since Jesus and that dancing baby in Ally McBeal. Sign with me and I’ll have her in a Disney movie in six months. First, we’ll go the commerical route: Diapers, Baby makes a mess in the kitchen Bounty Towel commercials. Then: Movie of the Week and TV guest spots. She’ll be bigger than Mary Kate or Ashley at her age. Finally the promised Disney movie. Guaranteed. She wants bowls of Green M&Ms in her own trailer? I’ll make it happen. She has an entourage? I’ll see that they are pampered (unless she has a teddy-bear sized pal named Eric. You’re on your own then).

Sign with me. I’ll take your daughter to the stars.

Sincerely,
Ari Gold.