Archive for April 10th, 2007

The season finale was quite uneventful.  Heidi moving in was a foregone conclusion knowing how persistant Spencer would be.  And I knew Audrina would take Heidi’s spot.  Those two will be much more compatable as roommates but there will unfortunately be a lot less drama.  I loved how during this episode Heidi asked her co-workers for their advice and they tell her not to do it and then she thanks her co-workers for the advice and moves in anyway.  Yeah that makes sense.  My favorite part of the finale hands down was when Spencer was with Brody.  Before hand Spencer of course lies like his toolbox self to Heidi’s face claiming he’s done with his playboy self to get her to finally agree to live there.  Then when talking to Brody, Spencer tells Brody to just call the homeboy phone.  Here’s Spencer’s exact words, “just call the homeboy phone, it’s right here.  The girlfriend phone and the homeboy phone.  Just hit that one up, you’re covered.  I was born a player dog, that’s what I do.  I’m not gonna change, Spencer’s Spencer.  Still the man.”  Then Brody tells him that he’s gonna be out of there so fast and Spencer just starts laughing so hard like a maniacal cackel.  The fact that he’s got two phones is both genius and ridiculous, he never ceases to amaze me. 

As for the big news.  I’ve found so many links dealing with the people from the show The Hills over the past couple days.  First and foremost, there are rumors that Lauren made a sex tape with Jason from back when they were dating.  Since Jason is about to go to jail he’s looking for some quick cash to probably pay off lawyers and get him out of jail time by trying to release the tape.  Haha and it turns out one of his prior convictions was for cocaine posesssion, I had always suspected that; since he itched his nose every two seconds he was on T.V.  Here’s the link to this information  http://perezhilton.com/topics/exclusives/the_hills_sex_tape_scandal_20070405.php

Liked this link because it also informed me that Lauren has her own website.  Her site looks pretty lame but I’ll probably check it out from time to time.  But her statement is so textbook and lame.
http://usmagazine.com/lauren_conrads_sex_tape_scandal 

Very excited to learn from this link that the Hills has been renewed for season 3.  And if you’re going to read any of the following links this is the one to read.  I’m completely baffled that Heidi’s trying to become a singer, that just makes me laugh.  They also mention the Detail magazine article I found and AllAmerican analyzed a couple weeks back.  It kinda rips the show apart but I’m not really minding because I knew most of this stuff and still love it.
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/mtv-the-hills-cesspool-of-self-promo/

Not much more to say other than sweet.
http://usmagazine.com/i_the_hills_i_heidi_montag_gets_implants_0

All in all my opinions of Lauren have really changed this year (outside of the sex tape that’s just sweet).  I feel like she’s almost faking being so damn nice on the camera.  And who knows maybe she’s trying to pull a Paris Hilton and actually deep down wanting the public to get a hold of it so she’s all over the magazines and not only on a reality show on MTV.  As for Heidi, I sadly know I’m going to download her music and probably enjoy it thoroughly.  Brody, the idea for your new show is just awful, you are a natural player you can’t honestly say you are looking for a wholesome girl, quit your bullshit.  Spencer, great management decision on getting your girlfriend new tits, you continue to amaze me.  All male viewers are thanking you and looking forward to seeing those said tits in season 3.