Archive for December 14th, 2006

Last Friday…had to tell the saturday story first after those ridiculous events.  I was real excited heading into this evening as it was the first weekend off of work and I had no plans to go out of town.  So, after work I picked up a case of beer and a handle of Tequilla and decided to see how much damage I could do.  Wasn’t able to make a large dent in the handle because Fritzagizard, Kermit and myself rented Beerfest.  We originally thought this would be a great drinking movie, but couldn’t figure out a good game for it.  Ended up being not as funny as I thought, hopefully it grows on me.  But, the movie does a great job of pointing out the drinking prowess of foreignors, a.k.a. me.   Then we ended up going to Bootleggers, decent bar, but wasn’t that much fun.  Probably because Boobies and D decided to take shots without us and they couldn’t exactly handle them.  I had to close D’s tab and put up with her shit show ass for the second weekend in a row.  God needs to implement a rule where girls can’t cry and be emotional after drinking.  It would solve so many fights and help guys get more ass damnet.  And, thats why she sober cabbed me Saturday.

Nip Tuck Season Finale, Follow Along…  They start the show off with a saging (it seemed like a spiritual cleansing) of the nursery because julia fucked the dwarf in there.  Fucking A, why did they show us the missing breasts on that lady.  Wait, this show’s sponsored by Bailey’s, talk about random.  Hey p.r. man, why do promotions for Baileys, do people actually drink bailey’s socially? No, you only drink it with coffee/desert or on special occassions, a.k.a. advertising would help promote this product so minimally, come on sign me up for the advertising team here.  Why do these surgeons assume they’ll be free from escobar after this surgery.  Hasn’t he lied to them several times before.  Speaking of Escobar, his face looks like a fucking puzzle that doesn’t fit together right.  What Kimber and Matt (why doesn’t he remind me of Michael Jackson anymore, I liked it more when that bothered me) are already married, why wasn’t there a wedding bash.  Kimber’s trying hard to love Matt, haha they’re married and having a kid, but both know that the situations not right.  Fuck that better not be me one day, and i wonder what the percentage of people are that are actually both completely unhappy before their child is even born.  I’ve seen a million previews for the show The Shield over the years watching Nip/Tuck.  How is that show still on the air, I’ve never heard anyone talk about it, let alone give good or bad reviews.  Pretty excited everything from the previews has already been shown within the first 20 minutes, lots of action still to come. 

Love the fact Dr. Troy’s waiting room has famous barcelona chairs in it, my job comes in handy for recognizing furniture on a t.v. show, wow my job has no real world applicability.  Yes, Liz has a gun, at least she’s being realistic and realized he would never leave them alone. Hope she shoots him in the face, it would be awesome if his face exploded into puzzle pieces.  If you’re not gonna go through with it and shoot him, why bring the gun, stupid Liz.  Oh yes escobar’s wife’s awesome, she killed him off.  Then says he makes love like an adolecent bull, hilarious.  I bet Lizzie is in love with Escobar’s wife (prediction).  Another thing I love about this show is they are unlike any show in the fact they don’t deal with the time allotments. this season’s finale is 1:14, every episode this year has been above an hour and a strange number. 

This part’s stupid as hell, Sean and Dr. troy and now Liz are singing along to the music, that’s gayer than the plotline from earlier this year with Troy liking Sean.  Stop it, this is so dumb. I hate musicals this is reminding me of one, now matt and kimber, urrrr.  Now seans singing to music during surgery he’s never ever done that before through any episode ever.  Thankfully Sean won’t stick with this new job because that intern’s got no chance at being in next year’s show.  Yes, Yes, Yes, Dr. troy and his lamborghini arrogant status, he’s coming back…  Dr. Troy brought up puking after drinking wine coolers, what a great topic of discussion. I can relate.  Michelle bought out dr. troy wow, but I know she’s signed on for 12 episodes next year meaning she’s by no means gone.  Well, they’re moving to california, this should be tight, they get their own new baller place next year. Outlook: Great