Archive for November 15th, 2006

For the first time in years I wasn’t even sure if I would watch last night’s Nip/Tuck episode.  I love the show but the preview’s showed everyone aged by like 15 years and grey haired and it just looked like a lame episode.  All in all the episode wasn’t that bad and definately was worth seeing.  But, there was one exchange about ten minutes into the episode that had my mind running all over the place.  All you need to know is a couple episodes ago Julia cheats on Sean with a midget.  And here’s what was said:

Sean: why him, i understand you cheating on me, did you have to humiliate me to?

Julia: you can forgive me for sleeping with your best friend, but you can’t handle the fact that i made love to a man, that looks different, who’s somehow imperfect. 

It was really an amazing exchange because it was so true.  Seriously, I would rather have a best friend sleep with my girlfriend versus a random midget.  Now here’s my logic, if she fucks my best friend, a person would feel bad for me, but, if she fucks a midget, a person laughs at me50.  In the end though, one great thing did come about from this episode, as Julia is not going to be in the rest of the season.  I feel like she was holding back the family and always making peace, which this show doesn’t need.  I actually knew they were going to write her off about a week ago as I found this link on the internet.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=415362&in_page_id=1773&ito=1490

Side Note 50: Are midget’s dick’s normal size?  All other limbs such as arms and legs are smaller, but their heads and hands are generally the same size.  I really don’t feel like googling this and finding out the answer, but it’s definately an intriguing question.