Archive for September, 2006

To something not dealing with drinking, since people loved my last article.  I’m going to analyze all of the T.V. shows I’ve been watching the last couple of weeks.

Prison Break: Just finished Season 1 of Prison Break, I’d give it like an 8/10, with some definate 10 episodes.  The only thing that bothered me about this show is they left it unresolved at the end of the season.  This would have pissed me off if I would have had to wait several months to watch the next season. 

Nip/Tuck: Don’t fucking worry people, Dr. Troy is not gay. 

Lost: About to start season 2 of Lost on DVD.  Season 1 was like a 7/10, very addicting and I don’t know why.  Wait, yep I do, I took two classes in my last semester and had nothing to do, so I watched way too much T.V.

The Contendor: 5/10 A very average show.  Some pretty unbelievable boxing matches and that’s the only reason I continue to watch.  Unfortunately, 3/4 of the show is about how much they love their wife and children and how they’ve come from nothing. yada yada ya.  Seriously, I can only listen to one good hope story.  Every single guy supposedly came from nothing and is just doing this for their family.  Quit your moaning and groaning and just beat the piss out of the other guy.  This show would be infinitely better, I’m talking 10/10 if their were no side stories and they just showed the entire 5 round 5 minute matches and turned this into a half an hour show.

Ultimate Fighter (Season 4): 7/10 Don’t know what it is, but this show has had me hooked since season 1.  And this year they’re bringing in established fighters, which have made the matches even more intense.  One episode was a top 5 fight I’ve ever seen.  A guy is gushing blood for two rounds we’re talking blood coming out as intense as horror flicks depict it.  The other fighter is getting blood in the mouth and his body is just covered in it.  The man doesn’t even flinch after the gash he keeps fighting and wins the fucking fight.  At one point he even put his hand over the hole so the blood would stop streaming out and then bash the other guy with his free hand, somehow he was winning one handed for a coupe minutes.  Anyway, this show doesn’t do all the nonsense family bullshit and instead does a real world type thing and focuses on all these guys being idiots and meatheads and fucking with each other in this house.  And in the last episode a dude got kicked off for sneaking out of the house to fuck a chick he had just met at the YMCA.  Obviously, it’s written in the rules that you can’t have any interaction with the outside world.  But, this guy is such an idiot that he was willing to risk a free house, food, money, top of the line training and a shot at a title bout for one fucking lay.  The kicker is, he has all of this free stuff, which was essential to him as he had been living out of a car before he got a call to be on this show.  Wow, I’m just speechless.

Real World: Key West: So happy it’s done, perhaps the worst season since I started watching the show.  Some people think I belong on this.  I couldn’t agree more, I would be a raving lunatic on this show.  But, it’s virtually impossible to make it on the show, plus I don’t have a defining characteristic, like being black, gay, meathead, or bulimic and also seems like a lot of work to make a tape. 

Fresh Meat Challenge: Gotta Love this reality show, this is really probably the #1 show I would love to go on.  Love Wes and Derrick.  They don’t give up and are just unreal competitors even thought they’re not as big of meatheads as many of the other competitors are.

Just read a Pamela Anderson article, she had some real funny quotes. 
-”Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror.”
-”Yes, Hef’s sleeping with them all. For real! I’ve actually walked in on him.”
-”Sometimes sex gets in the way of a relationship.”

and talk about a reversal of emotions, from laughing to almost crying this article is sad, i remember this man, he played for the twins, tough life… http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2568869&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos2

EvilFather & WorstKartPlayer were in town for the weekend.

First run in with Father of EvilFather.  That means I met the dad, that she got her name from.  I feel like he was scared of me.  He wouldn’t look me in the eye and looked so intimidated by me.  He knows what he did was wrong, so he realizes he has to deal with however the fuck people decide to treat him.

Based on his name it’s pretty obvious that Fritzagizard, WorstKartPlayer (WKP) and myself played way too much kart.  Followed by a state fair excursion, in which I dropped $120 in like an hour and a half.  Really, I’m writing this story 2 weeks later, cause I saw I never finalized this article, so I’m going to stop now because a lame summary is worthless.