Archive for May 19th, 2006

I realize not much fun happens in my life when I live at home and don’t have as many friends that love to black out.  I liked my last article so we’re going to set up a new story time from the past week, of my high/lowlights.

Jack Bauer on computer…I’m officially convinced Jack Bauer is real and runs the world.  I’m learning this new computer system for my Dad’s store where I work.  In this tutorial thing, they had fake customers and no joke, swear to god, first name on the list was JACK BAUER.  I was in awe I called my friends that would appreciate the story to tell them.  How is that possible, honestly.  So, I tried to hack into the account to see, his information, but since it was a tutorial, I couldn’t.  But in a later screen it told me his emplyee password was 4039, I know how to get into CTU now, i’m excited.  Don’t know why, but I’ll never forget the password.

Amazing Story, BestStoryTeller…can’t tell this one, I’m going to use it, people will laugh a lot.  Thank you for giving it to me BestStoryTeller.

Addictions…I realize I get addicted to things way too easily.  So, for some reason, once I summarized all those stories today, I wanted to just keep writing.  So, while helping a customer today, I kept thinking about what stories to tell and completely zoned out this customer I was helping.  She told this long story, which ended with a question I guess, because she then said, well…  So, I felt like an asshole because I was thinking about an addiction and wasn’t helping this lady.  I’m ending this story, it’s so bad…This could be the worst mini-story ever, I must redeem myself with some ridiculous story next. 

Ridiculous Story Time… NonBloodBro just called me up and told me this story.  So, he had been working on this prude freshman all year and couldn’t break her.  So, he finally gave up and then went on the best streak of ass by any one of my friends within a 2 week period ever.  Anyways, he has this girl he’s pretty much dating, but he kinda disregarded her for one night because the freshman told him that she would finally hook up with him.  He starts off by making out with the freshman in front of his quasi girlfriend at the bar, whatever, she already got over it and is getting on him again now.  But, that night, my bud’s last night as a student in college, he obviously had to black out.  He goes back to her place, no idea what he’s doing, and no recollection of the evening.  The only thing he knew the next morning when he woke up at 4 a.m. was that he was covered in puke and the girl was no where to be found (haha, he woke up in a random dorm room, that’s just dirty).  Turns out he had left his watch there and she returned it to his house later that day.  His roommate asks what happened and she said that they were messing around and my boy puked all over her while doing stuff.  She was so outraged she ran out of the room screaming.  Personally I’m proud of my boy, that’s definately one of my favorite stories of his.  Mad props.