Archive for the 'Text Message Log' Category

My iPhone is finally starting to fill up, so I might as well delete some old texts and make a text log out of it, as I haven’t done one in a while.  The one thing about these future text logs is that they might not all be in date order as the iPhone just has them sorted from most recent received texts.

PattyMobody - Why is it that nearly every amazing player in minnesota sports is traded away for a bunch of players ive never heard of? 1-29-08
-Hell of a fucking question. Carlos Gomez ended up being decent this year.  But, Santana would have been enough to make us a playoff contender.

LilFritze - You seriously need to go to a mental hospital. 2-22-08
-In regards to this article.  I’m pretty sure I  belonged in one that day, try re-reading that article.

641-860-1029 - I will kill you, you little stinky nigger baby.  We a. 2-22-08
-In other words a number I don’t know texted me a nigger.  We a? Really? You ignorant nigga.

NBA JAM - Lol ur in a gay neighborhood. go to the pink teacup for dinner. its on grove st. awesome soul food place, lots of trannies 2-22-08
-After I had texted him where Kendall’s apartment was located in New York.  NBA JAM would know of a place like that.

ClubberLang - I am at school trying to fix something and my eyes can’t focus on the screen. 2-29-08
-That’s what happens when you try drinking with the best.

Me to LadyLegs - Are you sick after this weekend.  I’m laying in bed in miserable shape right now?
LadyLegs - Ha. No I was actually sick before the weekend.
Me - I blame u and ur wine sac.  4 out of the 7 responses back from our group said they are now sick
LadyLegs - What are you sick with? Because I was sick with a big dick.  So if you now have a big penis then it was probably me. 3 -6-08
-Haha, wrote this all out, because I loved that last text and it needed some context.  This was after the Mifflin block party last year.

263-993-55093 - back in vegas. Still can’t look at Asians the right way. 1-28-08
-Hilarious.  http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/226

KenDiesel - Does MinMiz’s sister go to iowa and play intramurals? 2-29-08
-Haha, no.  Talk about a random question.  I don’t even think he ever met her sister, so what did you see a girl that looked like MiniMiz?

PussyDabber’sMom - Ur welcome 5-23-08
-I don’t know what’s better the fact that PussyDabbler’s mom texted me or used a smiley face.

KenDiesel - You are always somewhere cooler than me.  have a good time and come back alive.  1-29-08
-I travel a lot.  I fucking love traveling.

Speaking of traveling I’m heading to Madison today for this weekend to visit my sister and see TheOhioState play in Madtown for a night game.  Should be a blast, hope I survive.

ModelSister - Hey pussy, sittin @ Old Chi in IC. Other ur a pussy n cant drink, I was orderin beer n I got a Carlsberg Beer. Its a Denmark beer, will drink it n ur honor.  9:41 p.m. 12/8/07
-Thanks for the beer in my honor, but come on a Denmark beer? It’s a danish beer and you make it sound like I don’t know this.  Get serious?

Version4.0 - Fwd: Remember when u faked it last nite? 9:53 p.m. 12/8/07
Version4.0 - From my girlfriend speakin to me about last night. 9:54 p.m. 12/8/07
-HAHAHAHAHA.  Version4.0 is probably the only one of my friends who would ever try such an awesome move.

M.R.I. - I am at spoco your old stomping ground. 11:21 p.m. 12/8/07
-So jealous.  My favorite bar at my good old alma matur.

MiniMiz - Just missed a nice little scuffle…Could have used you and PDabs.  12:44 a.m. 12/9/07
-I miss scuffles.  Still not aloud to get in another fight for 6-8 months. 

Version4.0 - Took a killer shot to the jaw tonight. 1:13 a.m. 12/9/07
-Really sad I missed that fight.

ToadCock - Do you remember the strippers name who i fell in love with. Sheena (his brother’s ex-girlfriend) works there and wants to know….ideas? 11:55 a.m. 12/10/07
-Perhaps Dirty Whore?

KrautyMcKrautFace - You should think of a better name for him (Mr.Pessimist). Like mr antiacid. Since he was always mooching them from everyone.  6:40 p.m. 12/10/07
-Sounds like a deal because I like your’s better anyway.

ShitFinger - Just ate a danish. thought of u. have a good one. 11:37 a.m. 12/12/07

SmellsLikeOats - Are you gonna come to our wedding? 10:08 p.m. 12/12/07
-My schedule has officially been booked for May of 09.

D - Meow 9:01 p.m. 12/14/07

JackBauer’sGirl - Ew i hate you…but I still love you long time. 11:25 a.m. 12/15/07
-Old saying, haven’t used that one in a while

BuiltLikeMachine - Shopping is what it is. Not a big fan. 11:30 a.m. 12/15/07
-Couldn’t agree more.  Well put.

HBomb - Holy shit…there’s a guy on a play 2 text commercial that looks just like you!! 7:23 p.m. 12/15/07
-Here’s a better question? Who the hell watches and/or pays attention when those commercials come on?  P.S. He must have been unbelievably good looking.

LilGizard - I think people are really weirded out by the name of your facebook group! All my friends up here were like what the fuck…ha 5:51 p.m. 12/16/07
-That’s the entire point. I want my website to stir emotions and make people laugh.

Cute Kid - You should get D a monkey for Christmas…and her name should be sped on your website. 9:48 p.m. 12/16/07
-Haha.  I want to go home to a monkey knowing I get to battle.  MONKEY! P.S. sped stands for special d

KrautyMcKrautFace - Theres a girl on the maury show named forever and named her bastard child eternity.  I love paternity test shows. 11:26 a.m. 12/17/07
-Speechless to the fact that you are watching that show and to the people that appear on those programs. 

PussyDabbler - Penis and Vegina. 5:24 p.m. 12/17/07
-My thoughts exactly.

Version4.0 - We best dominate there Chicago d bags tonight. 7:14 p.m. 12/17/07
-A horrible showing and we still won.  That’s the look of a solid squad, winning while playing poorly.  2-0 this season Chi-town friends, haha.  What’s the name of this game anways? I win.

Kermit - AllAmerican left and can’t get back in. 8:05 p.m. 12/17/07
-AllAmerican’s drunk ass tailgated with us and somehow got too drunk got seperated and never went to the game.  Fucking idiot.

JackBauer’sGirl -Urlacher. 8:06 p.m. 12/17/07
-One man doesn’t make a team.  I mean unless his name is AD.

PattyMobody - I have no problem with the bears losing this game. they blow and people in chi city need to realize that.  11:29 p.m. 12/17/07
-Fairweather fan

TurdBurglar - Out of all the women he can get. Why does he like her so much? 9:133 p.m. 12/18/07 (Nip/Tuck)
-Christian needs to get over Julia immediately.  No one likes her.

TurdBurglar - What the fuck is that? 9:23 p.m. 12/18/07 (Nip/Tuck)
-An indescribable creature that I think Matt is going to fuck sometime soon.

Dr. Shhhh - If dani (from Tila Tequila) was a dude i totally would do her! Weird. 9:23 p.m. 12/18/07
-Haha. No, that’s totally normal coming from a straight woman.

Dr. Shhhh - Ur right. Ps - Dunbar is a major douche. 12/18/07 9:29 p.m.
-Fucking D-Bag.

Fritzagizard - One pull, two pull, three pull, four - drink my booze and youll be sick no more. 5:06 p.m. 11/30/07
-Where did you steal that line from? Sounds like something you’d read on a spring break t-shirt. 

D - Happy world aids day!!! 10:12 a.m. 12/1/07
-Didn’t know they had one

Boobins - Scotty doesnt know. 10:09 p.m. 12/1/07
-I haven’t heard that song in forever.  I remember the good old days when I use to wake my college roommates up to tailgate by blaring that song.

MiniMiz – Uh…The patriots are good. I want to be tom brady.  9:26 p.m. 11/18/07
-Amen brother.  Pretty happy that either my Vikes or Pats are going to be Super Bowl champs.  I really hope they face each other, that would be fun.

HoJoke – Been a nice run for them but I refuse to turn against my religion. 9:37 p.m. 11/18/07
-His reasons for betting against the Patriots.  I love how he described his betting strategy as a religion.

Boobins – My roommate thinks spencer is the devil: “im surprised spencer didn’t start on fire when he walked in that church.” 9:06 p.m. 11/19/07

D – I think you should change your tagline from ‘just loving life…’ to ‘Skol Bitches’ lol. 2:04 p.m. 11/20/07
-I actually like that idea.  I mean it is my line and all.

TurdBurglar – That nun is crazy. Boobs rule! 9:26 p.m. 11/20/07
-All nuns are fucking crazy

TurdBurglar – That fake doctor was a Turd Burglar! (Nip/Tuck)
-Too easy.

Version4.0 – Well done mike. I was gonna text you im in wash dc and I just remembered BuiltLikeMachine pushing you. 7:25 p.m. 11/8/07
-Good memories.  No pun intended.  Fucking BuiltLikeMachine tossed me across a room.