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Do me a favor and win me these bets.  I’ve been excited like a kid in a candy store all day awaiting this game.  Here are my bets for tonight.

MN +2.5 (+138) to win 4.25x

MN +3 (-106) to win 6x

I got just under there ML odds on the +2.5 by acting quickly win the new line was released.  Was planning on selling it back, but never got much lower that -118 for New Orleans, so I decided to just keep it all out there. There is no way I would be this heavily involved if yesterday hadn’t happened.  I’m writing an article about this later this week once I figure out the words that described my emotions yesterday.

P.S. One more favor lord, please don’t let E.J.’s absence hurt us as much as I’m worried about.

Lil Wayne is writing for ESPN.  I’m fascinated by the fact that he says he only watches sports.  He needs to get into reality T.V., it’s a solid runner up to sports.  Not that great of an article.  I just like getting immersed in everything that someone does who provides me enjoyment.  Looks like he will be writing a couple times a month for them.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3607474&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab2pos2

My new favorite golfer.

Well, fuck me for having to start Mendanhall in a league this week.

Fucking Rookies

Plus, don’t talk trash to Ray Rice, he’s going to be better than you in a few years.

P.S. Really wish they would tell us what was written in the text.

P.P.S Might be back to daily posting.  Just wrote like 5 drunken stories.  Mikey might be back.  And the only reason I say might, is because I’ve definitively said I am back multiple times without much return.

Today is an intense day.  So, I might as well blog it out.  This first 3 hours of talk here will be strictly sports just to warn the vaginas reading this.

12:03 - Jonathan Stewart almost houses the kickoff return.  I love him on my keeper team, but can’t afford him to play well today. Literally afford either, it’s my most money on a sporting event since the Kansas college championship game.  Let’s hope I fair as well today.

12:04 - Steve Smith is going to ruin us.  Fuck, I’m scared of him.  We’ve never been able to stop him.  Their game plan should be passing to him every play.  We would lose.

12:05 - Defense holds, we only give up a field goal.  Not an awful start after that kickoff.

12:12 - Stop talking about Tavaris already.  We get it, he’s on the bench.

12:13 - Peterson is so good it’s scary, every play has the opportunity to go the distance.  Sweet, that play is negated because Ryan Cook loves cheating.  Give me Culpepper back.  Cook blows.  And Artis Hicks is worse.

12:15 - Who the hell is this announcer? And how is Visanthe Shiancoe employed?  Worst TE ever.

12:16 - THE MEWALDE MOORE PLAY.  Really? 3rd and 21 and we dump it off to Chester Taylor and pick up 5.  Fuck, fire Bevell, not bench T-Jack.

12:19 - 3 and out.  At least our defense looks tough.

12:20 - Can’t believe I’m at work right now.  I passed up 3 different sets of tickets to watch this game via an antenna.  How, did I not finagle my way out of work.  I’m so stressed right now.

12:21 - Fake Randy Moss, fair catch, nice choice.

12:22 - Other games update.  Clinton Portis is the only TD so far in 20 minutes.  That’s unusual, normally there is like 8 scores by now.

12:23 - Bernard Berrian with a catch.  He better play better today.  He is making more money than Randy Moss and through 2 games looks like the scond coming of Troy Williamson.

12:24 - Frerotte misses a wide open Garret Mills.  T-Jack makes that pass, no doubt in my mind.

12:25 - Frerotte throws a pick.  Glad we gave up on T-Jack.  ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

12:26 - I have to shit, but I can’t go until half time.  Sweet, stressed and holding in my shit.

12:27 - Static finally disappeared and I saw a good replay of the interception.  Partially Berrian’s fault as well.  At least when Troy Williamson dropped passes they didn’t get intercepted, they just feel to the ground.

12:28 - They tried to run on 3rd and 1.  No shot.  God damn, our run defense is good.  They’ve only gone to Steve Smith twice.  Panthers can’t win this ballgame without going to him more.

12:29 - Fake Randy Moss with a fair catch at the 6.  Bad choice.

12:30 - Might not be able to hold this shit in.  Can’t go before the Vikes are on offense though.

12:31 - Other scores update.  LenDale White with a TD.  Sweet, glad I just benched him for McFadden.  I hope that costs me the victory this week.  At least McFadden has less carries than Bush.  Sweet.

12:32 - Finally a run.  We passed 6 straight plays.

12:33 - Back to passing.  Bobby Wade is a decent slot wide receiver and his hands are better than Berrian.

12:34 - Peterson is so strong.  He just dragged Julius Peppers and another Panther for 4 extra yards.  He is one tough S.O.B.

12:35 - Frerotte tries to force into a covered wideout.  That was almost picked.  T-Jack doesn’t make that throw.  Can’t wait until our stupid fans turn on Frerotte and we go to John David Booty.  That was sarcasm.  We would go 0-16 with JDB.  Bring back T-Jack. All we are doing by bringing in Frerotte is putting less of the offense on AD’s hands and putting too much in Frerotte’s hands.

12:37 - E.J. Henderson is a stud.  That man should start in the Pro Bowl.

12:38 - FUMBLE.  YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

12:40 - 2 straight passes.  Fuck, I hate Frerotte already, he is missing people badly.  He just underthrew a 3 yard route.  I could make that pass.

12:41 - People are already booing Frerotte.  Fuck, we don’t want JDB to see the field.  As much as I dislike Frerotte.  JDB is not ready.  Bring back T-Jack and stop booing him fans.

12:43 - Nice special teams tackle.  Who is that guy? My T.V. is too fuzzy.  Put that man on Steve Smith.

12:45 - Jonathan Stewart is going to be good.  This small sample size of rushes has already shown me he is twice the player DeAngelo is.

12:46 - End of the first.  Don’t know what to think of this game so far.  I know we need to get back to running the ball.  And I love the fact that they are  not utilizing Steve Smith.  Prediction: 4 to 3 victory, Vikes.  Me not covering the spread and doing something very bad.

12:47 - Score update.  Turner the Burner scored.  My mancrush on him is unbelievable.  Still need KC to cover the 6.5 spread.  Matt Ryan with another long TD score.  Tyler Thigpen 0 for 6, can’t believe I have money on Tyler Thigpen and Gus Frerotte.  Fuck me.

12:48 - Ray Edwards might not return.  Not that big of an injury.  Robison is underrated and not a big step down.  Cedric Griffin just getting hurt, is much more difficult to replace.

12:49 - Brian Griese with a TD pass to Ike Hilliard.  What is this, 1999?

12:51 - Steve Smith wide open.  They need to forget about him again or this will be a long game.

12:52 - Stewart’s toughness reminds me a little of AD.  He’s a strong mother fucker.

12:53 - Big 3rd down play coming up.

12:54 - Charles Gordon with pass interference.  Sweet.  Woah, wait a second.  That shouldn’t have been a flag.  Fuck that, horrible call.

12:55 - Kerry Collins to Bo Scaife? Really?

12:56 - Jared Allen just chased down DeAngelo Williams without the angle.  God, he is good.

12:56 - Delhomme calls Timeout.  BIG play coming up.  Shouldn’t be here right now, stupid flag.

12:59 - Fuck.  First down on the 2.  Let’s hope they trie to run 3 straight plays.

1:00 - Stewart TD.  This just in, Stewart is very good.  I also benched Stewart for McFadden, sweet.

1:01 - Two big bets.  KC down 14-0.  MN down 10-0.  This could be a bad day.

1:05 - Taking some time off blogging.  I’m a little too angry right now.  Back in a bit.  Unless we are start doing well and I don’t want to jinx us by blogging.