Found Another Ledge.  Don’t have the date for this one.  But, I remember getting lots of e-mails and facebook messages because of the HJ line.

Sexual Things Women don’t know about Men!

- Every guy has measured their penis…personally I’ve learned I’m hung like a 4 year old

- If they have an S.T.D…they will not tell you

- Even if we act like we care about what you’re saying…we really don’t

- If we are laughing at your jokes, you are not really funny, we just want to get in your pants

- An hour after hooking up with you all of our friends have a vivid picture of our last sexual interaction…chances are they know you’re smell

- A guy takes a 2 second look at you and gives you a score on the 10 point scale

- If you have sports knowledge, regardless of your looks you move up 2 points on that scale

- Plain and Simple….we don’t want an HJ

- We have checked out your mom and little sister

- Snuggling is a –

- Freshly trimmed is a +

Published on January 30, 2006.  Keeping in mind Version4.0 and two of his good college buds, Benj and Kosh were visiting the University of Iowa.  This is the last ledge remaining that I had yet to add to the site.

Ways to Show a Visiting Friend a Good Time

-“Pants-down-rounds” of flippy cup. (Everyone)

-Getting cut-off by a female bartender for buying a random guy at the bar several Sex on the Beach drinks. (Version4.0 bought Zippies these drinks)

-Watching Wedding Crashers three times and overusing the phrase “erroneous on both accounts.” (Everyone)

-Continuing to eat your pita after getting punched in the face by a 100-pound popped-collar wearing toolbox.  (Benj kept eating the Pita)

-Getting slapped in the face by a woman and retaliating by punching her boyfriend in the face.  (I did the punching)

-Spending $400 on $1 u call it at 808 Friday night, including buying an $81 bottle of Hpnotiq after asking the waitress if she has any liquor Tupac has rapped about. (Version4.0 and Benj)

-Completely forgetting about girls because your mission is blacking out. (Everyone)

-Receiving a Facebook message from one of your waitresses saying you were her favorite customers ever. (I received the message)

-Watching your friend tell a girl that she’s too good looking for her boyfriend. (Version4.0)

Published on a date I don’t remember, I don’t have the old newspaper clipping from this one.  This article is being brought back because many people I know are either leaving for or returning from their college spring breaks.  God, do I miss them.  Went to Mexico the past three years and would give anything to return to any one of those cities right now.  Zippies and I still talk about Mexico in pretty much every conversation we have.  So, let’s bring back an old article to describe how much all the fucking meatheads on spring break used to piss me and all of my friends off.

Why Meatheads Go on Spring Break

-                     Asking someone which way to the pool is a welcome break from which way to the weight room

-                     The muscles need a week off to recuperate after all of the roids

-                     If you get them pregnant…sucks for them

-                     Great shot at scoring a new S.T.D.

-                     To get some sun around that new Japanese symbol that they have no idea the meaning of

-                     Rape is only a misdemeanor in Mexico

-                     Just another excuse to shave their chest

-                     Their unwitty pickup lines actually work on 17 year old girls that have yet to fully develop

-                     This time when they don’t understand something they can use the language barrier as an excuse

-                     I.E….these are probably the exact reasons my friends and I go on Spring Break

Published on March 3, 2006. 

You Know Something’s Wrong When…

-     Paul Walker just had the number one movie in America, keep in mind without a whipped cream bikini scene.