It has been over a month since I lasted post a blog entry.  Over this time I kind of lost my drive to write and post articles.  The lack of articles began after I moved into my new apartment.  I’ve spent all my free time hanging out with the girlfriend, sports betting, playing video games and getting drunk.  When my blog first began a couple years back I did all these things without a 50 hour work week to deal with.

But, wouldn’t you fucking know it, Troy No Hands Williamson is the one to bring me back.  I had been slowly stockpiling articles and waiting until the right time to come back.  Nip/Tuck is only a few months away (which is when the most readers are on my site) and by that point I want my site to be back up and running with 5 articles a week.  But, instead of talking about my shortcomings, I want to talk about this.

Troy Willamson v. Brad Childress

Troy Williamson, I fucking hate you.  I’ve never despised any professional athlete more.  I was ecstatic when we received a 6th round pick for you.  I even once posted some random angry fans comments on your hands on my blog. Essentially, you’ve caused so much pain over the years that this is a great idea.  I would love nothing more than to watch some 40 year old man kick your ass. And you are too stupid to realize that you can gain nothing from this.  If you win, you are a professional athlete and should win.  If you lose you are ridiculed for one more thing outside of your miserable hands and eyesight.

I’ve never been a big fan of Childress, but I’d cheer for anyone to kick Williamson’s ass.  I did particularly enjoy this comment by coach though, “I’m not like a woman; I’ll give you my weight. It’s 190 pounds of twisted steel and rompin’, stompin’ dynamite.”  Some ESPN analyst had the funniest line of all, “all Brad Childress needs to do is carry a football, because then Troy could never catch him.”

Another funny part about this story is the fact that Troy won’t even be in uniform because this clown is nursing a sore groin this week.  So, you aren’t healthy enough to try and help your team out, but you are willing to risk further injury for no reason.  Unfortunately, there is a zero percent chance of this fight ever happening and that is why Williamson can spout off at the mouth without any consequence.  But, who knows maybe Troy has a future in MMA, because everyone knows he doesn’t have one in the NFL.  Oh wait, you need hands for that sport too.  Nevermind, you are good for nothing.