Troy Williamson’s Hands…Viking’s banter…I can’t fucking believe that we lost to the 49ers.  I’m not putting all the blame on TW, but this man has the worst hands I have ever seen for a professional athlete, not to mention the fact that he’s a wide receiver and constantly using them44.  He has dropped a sure fire touchdown in almost every game this year.  It has got to the point where I would be surprised if he ever makes a big catch.  Last week, he literally cost us the game by dropping a wide open (which doesn’t even do that statement justice) first down catch in the red zone and then we forced a pass on the next play and the game was over.  If it wasn’t for his freakish speed he wouldn’t even crack a high school starting line-up right now.  I raved about his potential a couple months back, but without hands I could care less how good he is at everything else. Uuhhhh, so mad right now

Side Note 44: I just joined a facebook group today entitled I have better hands than Troy Williamson.  It’s pretty hilarious people just rant about how bad his hands are.  People are furious.  The following are my favorite rants so far:

“Seriously, when the game is on the line, and I’m wide open for a 1st down, I will catch it. I guarantee it. You will never hear Troy utter these words. All I do is sit around and get fucked up, and I could still catch a fucking football. You wouldn’t even have to pay me, I would just catch it because you have actually try to drop a ball, catching it is easy.”…haha

“anyone else feel like destroying something when TW missed that wide open catch?”…couldn’t agree more, I punched a bookcase at work

“As for Brad Johnson, he needs to go and I would say let the Tarvaris Jackson era begin (if the knee is good to go) but I don’t think it matters who throws the ball to Troy he won’t catch it!!”…Brad Johnson is a topic for next week, I hate him also right now

And lastly the quote I just added to the group…”I’m a diehard fan…I sadly raved about TW’s potential a couple months ago, now I should be bashing myself in the face with a brick for making such a ludicrous statement. Someone with Parkinson’s has a better chance at making the catch than any ball thrown at TW. Plus it’s absolutely uncanny how he has made a crucial drop in every gme this year. If he didn’t have 4.3 speed he would be serving me at Burger King and still telling stories from his glorydays in middle school when he fucked that 28 year old girl that gave him his first S.T.D. Sorry, I’m ranting, I’m just furious that he’s literally single handedly cost us games this year.”