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Before I start. There’s a huge difference between this week’s review and a normal week’s review. Normally I’m several beers deep or at least have one in hand. This week (after a ridiculous amount of boozing in Madison) I have a 32 oz bottle of water filled with 4 Emergen-C packets. Skol to my health.
1) Heidi is going to start helping Bolthouse in Vegas? I mean great for her if it’s true, but I just thought this was a fake job. Someone please clarify this for me.
2) 875 listens later and I still love the introductury song. Yeah I know, writers aren’t supposed to start sentences with numbers, don’t care.
3) Heidi doesn’t care what Spencer thinks. Hmm, isn’t he your manager and your roommate/boyfriend?
4) Audrina’s job has some pretty sweat perks. I would love to be able to drop in on just random bands whenever I wanted.
5) Way to show support for your friend LC. You drop by the studio, say hi and manage to leave all within one minute. That’s actually impressive.
6) Lo hasn’t been funny at all this episode. And when she isn’t funny her bitchiness comes out more and more. Stop hogging LC, let her have other friends.
7) Heidi keeps talking her job up (also known as exaggerating) more and more to each person. He hasn’t told you any of the details, quit making stuff up.
LC and Lo finally do something right this episode. That dog is adorable.
9) Lo bitchily says, “she’s going to be at doggy day care and be like I have two mommies,” which causes Audrina to leave the room. Lauren for the twelve hundredth time decides not to stick up for Audrina. Causing my friend BooYaKaShaw to text me the following: “LC is probably the dumbest cunt in the entire world. That show is supposed to force you to like her but she’s such a worthless bitch.” Next time tell me how you really feel BooYa, don’t hold back.
10) Which BooYaKaShaw then followed up with “Honestly though. She treats her friends like shit and runs their lives and we’re supposed to sympathize her? Fuck her and her smiegel-esque bff.” That’s actually quite well said in my opinion.
11) ShePratt’s talking to Spencer and he is clearly not listening and just playing on his iPhone. He couldn’t resemble me any more in that scene.
12) Spencer used two funny lines there, “so what’s up (in an extremely cocky tone after telling her off)?” and “lalalalalalala.”
13) JustinBobby and Audrina are back together I guess. MTV’s version of the bottomline just informed me this, as underneath JB’s name it said Audrina’s boyfriend.
14) Did anyone else find that kitchen scene between Audrina and JustinBobby weird? For the first time in JB’s life he actually acted like he cared about Audrina. Strange. My guess is he really hasn’t changed, he’s just making sure he’s in her good graces so he can have ass whenever he wants it.
15) I was turned away a lot during that scene typing. But, I looked back at the end and within three minutes Audrina had finished cooking the eggs and chopped up strawberries. They seriously don’t try to cover anything up anymore.
16) Brent Bolthouse has his own jet to use. What a bad ass.
17) I like that USA olypics t-shirt Spencer has on. I need to get that. So simple yet money.
Previews: Next week is already the finale. That was a quick 8 weeks. Spencer flies to Vegas to see Heidi, no surprise. But, the big surprise is that Audrina actually speaks up to LC and tells her how she really feels about Lo. Should be a solid finale.
May 6th, 2008 at 8:33 am
You should add how spencers trainers change colour in the last scene.. from black when he gets out his car to white when he enters heidi’s apartment!
p.s. no 16 cracked me up!
May 6th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Hope you feel better! Well when your not sleeping today and if your internet works…then you can read the one and only comment on this article since apparently I seem to be the only one to comment on the hills….which is funny b/c very few other times do I comment on much else.
1) There is NO WAY Heidi is now a Senior Account Manager…less than two years ago she was a lame secretary and she hasn’t been at work hardly! How can you get promoted? AND who the hell gets a promotion from walking in and schmoozing the boss with some completely see through bullshit? She doesn’t really work there. I see her in interviews now and when she talks about being “busy” all the time (I know this is after the fact) but she never once mentions busy with work at bolthouse. ok I’m done ranting with that now.
3)She’s scared of confrontation. She knows if she tells Spencer what she’s doing he’ll somehow guilt her out of it and she won’t go. So she ignores him and yet she still knows he’s coming after her.
4) I would love to have that job.
5) That was SO lame. LC and Lo are totally stuck in highschool again it’s sad. Yet Audrina never speaks up for herself or hardly tries. So it’s a lose lose situation.
skipping to #8) I want a dog SO bad it’s not even funny. I was at home with my dogs this weekend and totally tried to convince my dad to let me take them home to MN with me
11) ahahaha….I never thought about that…but it is totally true!
12) Does not resemble you (thank god) but seriously is he 5 years old!?? “lalalala” WHO DOES THAT!?
14) JB actually resembled a respectable person there! I was completely in awe.
Previews…I think I missed those…prob chatting with my roomie. It’s already the season finale!? why do they cut them so short? They know they are coming back for more. I am definately excited ; )
May 6th, 2008 at 10:45 am
wow I can’t spell…. I am “definitely” excited
May 6th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Okay, I was done after last week’s episode. These girls are just BORING! They all behave like they are still in high school. Did ANY of them attempt college???
May 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I LOVE the new format!!!!
May 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yes, Lo is a beeeyotch! And I don’t like it. It would be perfectly fine if they all got along great, but of course, drama gets more viewers and ratings. That was jacked up for Lauren not to say anything about the “2 mommies” thing. And Heidi and Spencer make up EVERYTHING they do for the cameras. Have you seen this week’s cover of Us Weekly. Yeah. Enough said.
May 7th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I’m a comment virgin, so please disregard any tardness i may have. I just wanted to mention that this episode totally rocked for one reason… ALKALINE TRIO They are one of the sweetest bands ever and LO is a huge snatch for not wanting to stay and hear them record.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am
OH DEAR! it juss a show seriously Audrina can take care of herself like she dint know this was gonna happen! I feel bad for her but at the same time I juss went through this same shit and we jus gotta suck it up. It sux I KNOW! and u guys seriously text each other while watchin teh show come on get real.. ya and hwat r u an alcoholic “Normally I’m several beers deep or at least have one in hand. This week (after a ridiculous amount of boozing in Madison” PALEASE get real and r u sure after that much drinking u remember the show come on get real!
May 13th, 2008 at 10:09 am
and i think its pretty dumb to complain bout things like this i mean itz tv peole wanna watch drama and its wut they r givin ya.. and i personally like Lo she is soo damn funny! ya and the puppy comment she probly said that because Audrina wasnt with to get the puppy so she figured it wasnt Audrinas dog i mean sure they all live to gether and everyone is sayin how she was banished to the back house well if you dont remeber Audrina said herself” ya well I like it back here i mean im more of a private person like Lauren adn Lo like share make up and everything i wasnt even like that with my sister.” so wut NOW!