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1) My mancrush on Dave went down a little when he used the line, “Hmmm Honeybuns, what do you want?” while in bed with her.
2) Both Dave and Kimberley saying they don’t want boyfriends and girlfriends is probably true, but will only last so long before it gets them into lots of fights when they are flirting with other people.
3) What the fuck was The$2Hooker wearing to the bar. Is it any wonder I gave her that nickname.
4) Joey, you knew what you were getting yourself into by joining the Real World. All they do is drink. If you really want to not drink, don’t go to the bar in the first place.
5) The$2Hooker made out with a random girl who still had coke in her mouth? Crazy, I didn’t know people would do that. Or only people who are trash, which is the kind of person she would associate herself with.
6) The$2Hooker has had a cocaine/meth addiction. Does she do anything right?
7) Quite happy The$2Hooker doesn’t like the way Joey acts when he gets drunk, they are better off not liking each other.
When Sarah is in the confessional talking about Joey playing with her hair, did anyone not stair at her boobs through that green shirt?
9) Joey’s emotional breakdown was a little intense. Version4.0 and I came up with a term a few years back for someone who cries or gets too emotional when they are drunk, they are being a “joke.” Joey was a complete ‘joke’ last night.
10) There is always a real world cast member that wears a headband. I can’t pull that off, but that blue one looks baller on Joey.
11) How does The$2Hooker stay so skinny if she isn’t doing drugs anymore?
12) Dave redeems himself with his second round of pillow talk. “You just like me for my penis.”
13) Joey went to town on that punching bag. I enjoy doing that myself, nothing like some good punches to release some tension. After making himself bleed, someone asked him if he wanted wraps and he replies, “nope, I want my skin to get as tough as it can.”
14) Again what is The$2Hooker wearing to the bar again. From her side profile it looks like she has no top on. She is a whore.
15) It couldn’t be more obvious that Grey put some bloody rag under Dave’s pillow. He was the only one laughing and he was laughing before Dave even explained what it was.
16) I don’t have a problem with Greg asking Andy Dick to explain who he is and his background. I just have a problem with the manner in which he did it. Completely inappropriate.
17) They get to take Improv classes as their job this year. How awesome. That’s not even a job, that’s just fun. I took an acting class in college and it was so much better than all my other classes, you just goof around all day and play games.
18) Greg about The$2Hooker, “Bri is so weird, it’s crazy, Bri finds anyone who is trash and does weird stuff with them.”
19) HoHo is ridiculous. I don’t even want to comment on that clown. Let’s just say he is perfect for The$2Hooker. I wish Joey would have ruined him, that would have been fun to watch.
20) Greg putting the dollar bills on his bed was just dumb. That is not even a prank. That is just stupid.
21) Greg doesn’t go to the first improv performance they are supposed to see. Then he just sits around all night because the girls he invited over don’t come until the rest of them get back from the show.
22) Does Joey rip all of his t-shirts? This black one looks like he has claw marks in it.
23) Outside of the hair that new blonde Joey was talking to was quite unattractive.
Previews: The$2Hooker gets arrested, I like that idea. And Joey’s tweaking out goes to an all new level. Should be solid as always this season.
May 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Joey reminds me of PD when he drinks vodka; except he likes to drink it…until a couple weeks ago
May 1st, 2008 at 1:00 pm
TC - Joey likes to drink it as well, he just doesn’t like the person he becomes after drinking it. That’s right, we did drink vodka the night he went to detox, sounds like we need to do that again.
May 1st, 2008 at 1:16 pm
good idea boys! I like where your heads are at ; )
May 1st, 2008 at 1:20 pm
haha. Joey is one of the most fucked up people i have ever seen. However, what is sad, is he reminds me of myself. I often times hate who I become when I drink to much.
i cant believe bri’s outfit, wife and I just sit looking at the tv in amazement constantly saying…what a whore! If i was her mom I would kill her.
I loved the part when HO HO looked at joey and said “dude can we go outside, this guy looks like he is going to kill me”
on joey again, I have also punched thinks until my hand starts to bleed….stating soemthing similiar to joeys statement…weird
May 1st, 2008 at 1:23 pm
think about all the randoms that we made out with back in the day…remembering some of them I am surprised we never kissed a “coke” mouth.
Lets see what else i could say….. greg is the weirdest person I have ever seen…..will is one of the nicest……thats it…im done
May 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
haha oh you guys I’m sure made out with PLENTY of coke whore in IC…you were just too drunk and blacked-out to notice. Freaky huh!?
Pdabs…I want to say it is funny about the resemblence between you and Joey sometimes…BUT THANK YOU for not being a joke
May 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
D - Anything than can lead to more ridiculous stories for the website is a good thing.
PDabs - Shut up PDabs, we all love who you become when you drink. Don’t you start talking like him. The$2Hooker’s mom probably disowned her years ago. That HoHo part was classic.
PDabs - We probably did and just didn’t know it. You know how many blackouts we had that we have literally no idea what we did. Greg is bizarre.
D - That’s what I said before I even read yours. I agree, creepy. The title holding ‘Joke’ of my friends is Version4.0 and its not even close.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
i saw part of this show when i turned on the tv. It was there when i turned it on. Thats my excuse anyway. How can an improv class be a job? What happened to giving them real jobs like cleaning boats and such.
May 1st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Yeah, what the hell was Brianna wearing at the club with Will? I couldn’t believe she left the house dressed like that. Did she only pack stripper clothes or something?
I don’t see how Greg telling Andy Dick he didn’t know who he was was inappropriate. He was actually very polite when he said it. It WAS inappropriate how he sat there sulking at the place. Even if he wasn’t that excited about it, he should’ve just sat there and not tried to look depressed or draw attention to himself.
May 2nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Krauty - Andy Dick actually explained it in the episode, that for the first time ever they won’t have a job, instead they will be required to take classes.
POPL - From what I can tell, she only owns stripper clothes and comfy clothes (sweatshirts, booty shorts, t-shirts). I just tried typing out three different sentences of how to explain why I thought Greg was wrong. None of them made complete sense and there was always a flaw to my argument. So, maybe you’re right, maybe he wasn’t that out of line. Or maybe I’m just way too pumped for this weekend and can’t think straight.
May 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
hehehe.
im gonna start watching this. great review admin.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:25 am
I don’t blame you for having a man crush on Dave. He’s pretty hot!!! Joey and Bri have def had a rough start in life. I can’t believe the clothes she wears out either. I can’t believe she hasn’t had any offers yet! Did you see her butt crack when she was sitting in the club talking to Will??? Hmm classy!!! I don’t think she understands the concept of keeping parts of her body covered to leave it up to the imagination. She is pretty skanky. I just hope that she and Joey get some counselling and help. Joey is totally psycho. He def needs some psychiatric help. Kimberly and Sarah are so ignorant. Greg is just a friggin weirdo. He has no personality whatsoever!!! Doesn’t seem like he gets the ladies like he brags that he does! Can’t wait to see the next episode where Dave puts biggot Kimberley in her place!!!! What would she know? She’s probably never even been out of SC!!!