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1) LC is buying her first home (at age 21?) and it is ridiculous. No person who is barely old enough to drink should be buying a house that also features a guest house. Unless you’re taking in Ryan from the O.C., then it’s okay.
2) Hold on, LC just told Audrina she is staying in the guest house. What the hell? My only experience with guest houses was watching the O.C., which is where they put a kid from the streets of Chino because they were scared to have him in their house. Now Audrina is being treated the same way. I’m pretty sure she should have told LC to fuck off.
3) Just googled her house. Turns out she paid $2.36 million for it. Nice work LC.
4) What isn’t so nice LC, is that I started digging deeper into your house. Turns out your main house has 3 bedrooms in it, which makes it even worse. Audrina should clearly be staying in the main house. Why would you do that to her?
5) Lo, “that melts my little black heart.” Are you implying you’re the devil? Am I missing something here?
6) ShePratt and Spencer have the same conversation every episode.
7) The part from the preview where LC says “wait rewind” concerning JustinBobby was made to look like it was in other context. In LC’s defense I think she was just wondering what was up with Audrina and JustinBobby. She wasn’t trying to start any drama.
Danity Kane’s Damaged is being played by MTV during LC’s house party. Respek
9) Heidi you can’t just get mad at ShePratt for hanging out with LC. You’re trying your hardest to become friends with LC again through Audrina. So, that’s completely unfair to give ShePratt shit.
10) But, I do respect ShePratt for finally picking a side (for at least one episode) and being nice to lonely Heidi. Next episode though ShePratt will be back in limbo between them again.
11) Lo, “Brody’s girlfriend is very pretty with very large breasts.” Good stuff.
12) Stephen makes his first appearance. And that man hasn’t lost a step, he carries himself perfectly. He can have LC whenever he wants her.
13) LC to Stephen, “I don’t believe we’re allowed back there (referring to the guest house).” Of course you’re allowed back there, it’s your house. But, this wouldn’t be so awkward if you hadn’t banished her back there in the first place.
14) JustinBobby talking in circles as per usual. At least he has a new haircut, which looks surprisingly normal on him.
15) Stephen already secured a date with LC.
16) Those $5 footlong commercials by Subway are brilliant.
17) ShePratt didn’t even wait until the next episode. She’s already hanging out with LC again.
18) LC asked ShePratt if she knew who Stephen, her friend from high school was. And ShePratt said no. BULLSHIT. ShePratt has been watching you on T.V. from day one and has been jealous of your superstardom.
19) LC’s outfit for the date within Stephen was interesting. A couple months from now all the girls will be wearing it because of her. But, still that big blue think looked like an enormous bed sheet draped over her body.
20) Stephen called Lo, Schmo when he arrived at the house. What does that stand for? Hopefully some revolting nickname they gave her in high school. From now on Lo will be referred to as Schmo on my blog.
21) Stephen keeps bringing up the guest house. I think he is with me and thinks it is awkward as well.
22) Stephen just dropped the money line from the preview. “Lo is kind of like everyone else, that is wishing something would have happened between you and I.” Lauren nods agreeingly (if that’s even a word) because she is part of that everyone else group.
23) And then the date gets silent as Stephen tells her “it seems to work that way” in regards to them being just friends. You could literally see how crushed Lauren was.
24) Stephen just won LC back over by referring to her as “precious cargo.” Now she will be confused.
25) Now that Schmo has LC all to herself in the main house she is coming around on me. I was always down on her because she was constantly battling for LC’s attention. Now that she has it all the time, she can be quite funny. That hand gesture thing to LC was pretty funny.
26) MTV should zoom in on LC’s food more often. I enjoyed how most of the last scene was LC’s tit while trying to show her eating yogurt.
All in all this was the best episode of the season. They all deserved their 20 grand a piece for this episode. It had everything including the Brody cameo.
Previews: They got a new puppy. Sweet. But then Lo (trying to hog LC as per usual) said the puppy has two mommies, which really pissed Audrina off. And deservedly so, you three live together. Mark it down, Audrina will be moving out soon.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:00 am
OMG I want LC’s house sooooooo bad!
2) oohhh…that’s tough because it’s awesome that Audrina has her own private space, but then again she is totally being secluded, and shes too shy to be put in the back house.
4) haha burn.
5) Don’t you remember Lo from Laguna Beach Days!? You need to come over and watch those episodes again.
6) “where’s your loyalty?”
7) Haha Megan and I said the same thing. Audrina is being WAY to defensive about the whole JB thing. It just proves that she knows she shouldn’t be with such a d-bag in the first place and he will most likely hurt you again dear!
9) Heidi has been brainwashed by Spencer she can’t help it. If you listen to her conversation it is word for word out of Spencers mouth. sick.
10) Good girl ShePratt.
11) DAMN Brody’s girl is WAY hotter than LC.
13) haha No they weren’t allowed back there! Audrina was in the house with JB making sexy time ; )
14) JB “I mean it’s nobody else’s business” oh get over yourself JB…Megan brought up a good point tho about JB…he has never really said much about LC.
15) He’s a cutie…the whole dinner later on was SO great. The tension was so thick…if only he would have kissed her at the end of the night, or sent her a cute text when he left or turned around….I wish something would have happened.
17) I love how you phrased it as though they live their real lives according to episodes.
18) I thought that was weird too.
19) Ew…did NOT like her dress…definately agree with your analysis.
Next episode…..sad. Audrina needs to find new friends and build her self confidence. What an awkward situation the other two girls put her in tho. Lame. They totally know they are doing it too.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
i totally agree with D on 9. My exact same thought when I heard Heidi talk. That girl lost her identity completely.
Episode was nice, but I didn’t feel it was the best one. Sorry admin. We agree on most other stuff though
Lauren needs to remember Audrina stuck up for her. Where was Lo during the HEidi situation. Audrina is a good friend, Lo’s just time filler… and that 2 mommies talk? so obvious. Maybe it’s taken out of context. Anyhoo. Till next time. Cheers dude
April 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
D - Thanks for all the comments. I also want LC’s home, it’s amazing.
5) You own Laguna Beach on DVD?
6) Still very loyal to Spencer, but they say the same thing every week and I’m getting sick of hearing the same conversation 12 times.
7) You conned Megan into watching it?
9) Yep
11) Yeah, she was smoking. I let Schmo give the breakdown on her for me.
15) He didn’t do that because he doesn’t want to lead her on. It seems like he doesn’t want it to be that way.
18) I nailed it.
19) Surprised you didn’t like it. You love LC’s stuff.
Iva - Let me rephrase that, what I meant was that it was the best one of this 8 series second part to this season. Skol Bitches.
Everyone - If I don’t start getting more comments on The Hills articles they are going away or going to be bi-weekly. This is ridiculous, they used to be the most popular articles.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Muke - nice appearance in the Simmons chat.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Is it just me, or does Lo not look like the illegitimate child of (Smiegel aka Golum from LOTR) and Paris Hilton?
She got Paris’ wealth, fashion sense and vocabulary, and Smiegel’s looks. Tough break.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Side note, I swear I heard her refer to LC at least once as “her precious..”
May 1st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Steinage - Hey thanks bud. Made an article out of it, as I’m sure you saw.
BooYaKaShaw - She is quite Golum esque. “She got Paris’ wealth, fashion sense and vocabulary, and Smiegel’s looks. Tough break. ” Good Stuff.
BYKS - I’ll be looking for that in future episodes.
May 1st, 2008 at 7:55 pm
2. Audrina has been shunned from the main house because she talks to Heidi now…
5. Lo is just quirky. I like her. She actually talks and has some witty things to say. Audrina usually just stares.
6. I concur! “You’re hanging out with my enemy.. blah blah blah”
10. Heidi and ShePratt look very alike… same big eyes. Creepy.
11. AKA she’s way hotter than you LC
13. Stephan has such pretty red glossy lips. I wish we could see him and LC kiss already.
19. LC looked like she was trying too hard with that dress.
25. I dont remember the hand gesture.
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:01 am
Spumoni
2) Then why even ask her to live with them?
5) She is quite witty actually, took me a while to notice.
10) Good point.
13) Not sure it will happen although I hope it does.
19) Definately.
25) She was describing LC and Stephen using her hands, it was good stuff.
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Are you not familiar with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Guest house, he was.
May 4th, 2008 at 6:28 am
I loved Lauren’s house. It was awesome!!! Well, I guess she can afford a house like that when she’s getting paid a suppose $75K per episode. Even if she wasn’t, her family is loaded so they could’ve helped her out anyway!
Not a big fan of Lo either. She’s been super bitchy to Audrina. I would’ve given her a mouth full! Audrina called in to the After Show and said it all gets laid out on the table in a couple of weeks time.
Heidi is soo dumb.
May 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Stix - Great point. Moral of the story is that LC was still being a bitch.
Nicky - I agree with everything you said. But, all I could think of when you said mouthful was watching Lo choke on a huge black penis, that would be hilarious.