I’ve become so obsessed with sports gambling in the past month, that I have spent all free time not drinking and working researching sports betting.  I’ve decided I’m going to rededicate myself to this site, as my drinking story material has not slowed down at all, I’ve just become lazy.  Before drinking stories, I still have one work story stuck in my head from about a week ago.  So, this lady in her 60’s probably, comes in looking for sleeper couchs.  So, I take her to this one, that’s very unique and basically just resembles a classy futon.  Except where a futon, slides out so it’s evenly spaced on the metal frame this one doesn’t.  Little did I know there are legs inside the cushion I’m supposed to pull out.  I pull out the couch and the elder lady attempts to lay down.  Instead, the image could best be described as her Tackling the couch (turns out couches don’t double as tackling dummies).  She tries to lay down on the side without the legs extended and flips the couch over her and lands directly on the hard floor.  It looked so painful and all I could do was stand there and laugh.  I did help her up, but the damage was done, her husband and her were not going to buy any furniture after that incident.  But, losing a $1000 sale for that sight was well worth it.  Imagine that sight 60 year old lady flips couch, which lands on top of her and hits hard floor painfully.  Haha