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1) The opening scene banter was boring, just setting up for LC to be frustrated with Audrina. My favorite part was seeing Whitney’s cleavage for the first time when she bent down to pick up the clothes. I actually went back and watched the scene in slow motion, you can actually see her bra, good stuff.
2) The second scene with the three girls was actually painful to watch.
3) The one thing I will say about the time when they were all sitting at the table, is that Heidi approached it completely the wrong way. You don’t talk extremely loud to JustinBobby (so Lauren overhears) to try to get your point across to Lauren. If you want to try and be her friend again, go make the effort and speak to her directly.
4) Lo just said work was hard. What the hell does she do? Someone please tell me.
5) LC and Lo discussing houses made no sense. Lauren was talking about having a house so she could live with more people. Then LC suggests it be herself, Lo and Audrina. Lo then slyly makes points to make it seem like Audrina wouldn’t want to do that, so that Lo can have LC all to herself. Meaning, LC’s initial point of buying a house so she can have more roommates makes no sense because it will probably just be Lo and LC.
6) Let me get this something straight. Didn’t Audrina say she was avoiding Justin Bobby and want to rid herself of him? And now they’re on a date. Vagina’s make no sense.
7) JustinBobby this show missed you and your ridiculously messed up ability to talk in circles without ever saying anything. Here were some highlights on his date with Audrina. “I haven’t showered in weeks.” “I like your leathers.” “It looks like you missed the bike (a.k.a. his penis).” “What are you gonna do later tonight (a.k.a. wanna fuck?).”
LC pouts a lot.
9) Spencer being his normal smart ass self to Heidi. He never disappoints. And he just made $20,000 for that 30 second appearance. Not fair.
10) Lo just tried to take Audrina’s place as roommate. And then Audrina offered to move in. Not so fast there Lo.
11) And Lo, don’t ever tilt your head and make that cockeyed face at me again.
Previews: Wow, way more exciting than the episode. Let’s brake down the previews as well.
12) Heidi suddenly pulling a 180 and now saying ShePratt can’t be friends with Lauren. Who do you think you are Heidi?
13) A house party. It feels like Laguna Beach all over again. What’s the theme this time?
14) LC being mad at Audrina for bringing Justin to the party.
15) Justin having short hair. What the fuck?
16) Stephen’s joining the show. I was right.
http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/286
17) Stephen throws a Brody line at LC. “She (Lo) is kind of like everybody else, wishing that something would have happened between you and I.” Stephen will be good for the show.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 am
Hahahaha.. Everything you say is completely hilarious.. and Totally true~!
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
I still haven’t caught the new season. I will have to wait for the marathon.
Off topic, but lost is resuming thursday and the season finale is 3 hours split into 1hr episode and a 2hr episode. Lots of questions are supposed to be answered before the hiatus!!!!
PS…loved the Pdabs story about the clink. Been there once and never going back, damn dui!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 am
I loved the scene in the bar with Stephanie, Heidi, LC, Audrina, Lo, and JB….if only Spencer would have been there…talk about entertainment!
I missed Lo…after Laguna beach she kinda disappeared for a while and when she did come back she got all quiet and weird…not the usual fun perky Lo. I think Lo is definately making a comeback now that her and LC are back together. I mean we would never have “JustinBobby” without her. She is way under-rated.
7) I couldn’t agree more with you!!! haha
Can’t wait for the house party with Stephen. Is it just me or is it weird to see LC and Stephen together again? I can’t believe they ever dated!
12) Clearly Heidi has been brainwashed by Spencer.
15) JB looks good with short hair! crazy tho.
17) Love how Stephen just puts it all out there!
Can’t wait for next week’s episode ;
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 am
i actually caught this week’s episode due to a twins off day. I must say, it was more entertaining than I remembered. It also seems as if they are making zero effort to make it seem “real”. Seems really really staged. I think i like it this way better.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Jessie - Thanks man. I do them every week.
Dr. Shhhh
- I think they have all the episodes on MTV.com if you wanted to catch up. There haven’t been that many.
- Do you know how many episodes they are coming back with? Or are you saying Thursday is the season finale? I’m excited for answers.
- You got a DUI. You idiot. Lets hear the story.
D
- You missed Lo? I couldn’t disagree with you more. The only thing she has ever done for this show is coming up with the name JustinBobby.
- I didn’t think it was weird seeing them together. To me it seemed right.
- This is the first time I’m really looking forward to the next episode. Should be the best one of this batch.
Kermit - I thought this episode was actually sub par, which means you’d have enjoyed the other ones even more. Yeah, you are right they stopped trying to make it real. It is better that way, all the viewers have just accepted it by now.
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Great review dude. BTw do u mind that i comment though i never met u or i’ll ever meet u ? everybody else who comments is a friend from what i can tell..
anyhoo. D’s right about LO . Lo is evil waiting to re-appear. She totally yanked justin bobys chain . made the whole arch with him be fun .
me thought that this episode was boring.. sheprat is blah.. id like to spank heidi and not in a porny way… lc is being possesive over her friends yet again. if this series has enoguh seasons im afraid we’ll see her come out of the closet
stephen rocks. cant wait for him to be back..
anyhoo. cheers
keep drinking, gettin drunk and reviewing stuf i like ot watch
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Iva
- Thanks chica. Don’t mind at all that you comment. Feel free to comment on any article, not just t.v. ones. I’d say like 80% of the commetns are from friends. But, for example I didn’t know Jesse on this one.
-I thought D was saying the opposite, that Lo was great.
-”me thought that this episode was boring.. sheprat is blah.. id like to spank heidi and not in a porny way… lc is being possesive over her friends yet again. if this series has enoguh seasons im afraid we’ll see her come out of the closet” Great paragraph.
-Instead of Cheers. Start saying Skol. It’s danish and it sounds more bad ass.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Admin-
I think the season finale is at the end of may. There are @ 5-6 more eps left.
As for the dui, it was about 5 yrs ago. I was drunk enough to think I wasn’t that drunk and would have made it home had it not been for a guy friend of mine talking me into driving him somewhere else…I was subjected to the field sobriety tests and all…tested .17…and haven’t done it since! There are almost like a right of passage in this town, though. Most of the town has had at least one…we are a bunch of german catholic drunks….
April 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Open letter to LC……
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2008/04/the-hills-with.html