This show is just pure genious.  The idea of having 10 white rapper’s compete for $100,000 is as ridiculous as it sounds.  I have analyzed every competitor outside of the first one that was kicked off.  This was written before the last episode when there were only four remaining.  I also went to myspace.com to check out all of these rappers actual songs they’ve released outside this show.  So, let’s just imagine you can take this show seriously, here are my thoughts on each rapper. 

Jon Boy - This kid kills me, he thinks he’s famous because he’s on this show.  He went to the ghetto and signed some shoes for a black guy.  The black guy asked him if they’ll be coming back to town anytime soon?  And Jon Boy replies with, “I dunno, we live busy busy schedules.” What a fucking tool.  Then in his one on one with the camera after that he says, “more than likely we’re all going to be celebrities and we’re going to have to learn how to be professionals”  When, Jon Boy frestyled in public (the ghetto), I laughed my ass off, he legitimately thinks he’s a super star, he doesn’t realize he has no talent, and is just lucky he’s been on the winning teams and only seen elimination once.  It got to the point during each episode where I didn’t want to hear him speak anymore.  He’s so fucking annoying, he needs stop speaking his mind every 12 seconds.  I was so happy with the episode ending with Mc Serch taking out Jon Boy, I don’t have to hear his voice again.  But, his music on myspace was surprisingly decent, which surprised me as I wanted to hate it like I do his personality.

Sullee - Far and away my favorite personality and rapper on the show.  I wish he would have won, but he chokes up under pressure too frequently.  So, naturally he got eliminated this last episode.  But, he eliminated himself because he didn’t want to snitch on his group members. He’s got a lot of talent, I feel like his stuff could easily be on the radio if he signed with the right label.  He’s not an impromptu writer, which is why he chokes up, he just needs more time to prepare.  After checking out his songs, it was just as I expected, he had the best song, which was what ‘cha trying 2 do.  He’s probably the only rapper I will follow after this show, with maybe’s to Shamrock and John Brown.

Persia - Probably the odds on favorite.  It doesn’t hurt that she’s fat and a girl, which makes her the underdog story of the show.  I feel like her groups always win because she’s the brains behind every opperation/challenge.  Especially the music video with the old school rap video theme going on, she actually made it entertaining.  Persia’s music though is awful and I thought she had serious talent on the show.

John Brown - Almost got himself kicked off real early with his whole “ghetto revival” thing.  If he just gave that up and quit saying “halleluh holla back” people wouldn’t try to fight with him all the time.  And, he has yet to really explain exactly what the whole ghetto revival idea is. Probably the best lyricist of them all.  His actual music is pretty decent stuff. I think if he signed with the right label (a.k.a. not ghetto revival) he’d be real good as he’s got the skills. 

Shamrock - He’s a wanna be Paul Wall (grilz and all), but he’s got some talent.  I can’t get over how ugly of a human being he is though, it really bothers me.  He’s one of the more inconsistent ones, yet very skilled at times, he’s a tough one to evaluate.  Random fact, Shamrock has collaborated with and done a song with my favorite underground artist, Jon Young.  If you’ve never heard of Jon Young and like rap, I highly recommend him.  His listen to ur heart remix is amazing as are the songs, “City I Luv” and “Now I Wanna.”  As for Shamrock his actual stuff is decent and again someone who would be greatly improved with an actual label.

Jus Rhyme - His perception of reality and what people want to hear is completely off base.  The craziest man in the show, just because he’s so off the wall with his logic.  Shamrock described him best, when he said that he doesn’t realize the difference between corny and stylish.  How he’s in the final four right now baffles me. His music was below average, which was still much better than I expected.

Roach Cam & You’ve Got Mayo - It’s hard enough to take this show seriously in the first place.  Then, they have to go and do these ridiculous things.  They’ve got a Mayo Jar with a t.v. screen in it, where everytime there’s a message for the group it appears here.  And the Roach Cam, can’t make sense to anyone.  I just don’t get it, it’s this person wearing a roach costume walking around with a video camera.  They will briefly and randomly show the roach from time to time.  NBA JAM, please explain the roach cam to me.  Something else that bothers me is the fact that all of the guest appearances are almost always people I’v never heard of.  And, then each white rapper acts like this person is this big deal in the rap game, even though they’re mostly all has beens.

The midget chick (G-Child)….Her mentor was Vanilla Ice, enough said.  Oh my god her music was just awful, I listened to two seconds of one song and never wanted to hear anything from her again.  I’d rather listen to country than her shit music.

100 Proof…Definately an alcoholic and I respect that part about him.  I agreed with Mc Serch when he eliminated him because he rapped about old school too much.  But, he had much more talent than Jon Boy and Jus Rhyme who are still around.  I expected more out of his actual music, but it’s really not that good at all.

Misfit…This real hot fake blonde was eliminated a long time ago.  I wonder how many black dicks she’s had inside her? Minumum of 50 I’d say.  Don’t get me wrong she was banging, but she had absolutely no skills, I think I could rap better. Funny thing is I went to her myspace account and she’s got all these pictures with Proof from D12 and accredits him for being her mentor.  I respect D12 and Proof a lot, too bad they couldn’t even help her become talented. But, knowing D12, that accounts for at least five of those black penises.  And after all this bashing of her, I sadly liked her song, “That Bitch.”

But then again who am I to judge rap talent.  I’m just a white boy who listens to rap.  Although, I will give myself credit for starting to listen to Akon like four-five years ago.  Nobody, liked him back then, but now that he’s been made mainstream by Eminem and Snoop, everyone loves him, funny how that works.  Hopefully, someone grabs Sully and/or clears John Browns head because then one of these guys has a future (gotta love the one sentence summary, fuck structure).