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The Hills…just finished Monday’s episode. I was so mad at the episode on Monday that I stopped watching it and Tivo’d it to come back to it when I calmed down. First and foremost the game this Spencer guy has is great. I need to use that line when a girl I like calls, “oh, what a pleasant little surprise” (money line). Anyway, for people who don’t watch this show, which is probably many of you, I want you to understand why I was mad.
-Heidi calls him up and plays the sad disappointed something’s wrong and wants to talk to him card. He comes and meets her at her work to talk. She gets in his car and Spencer says: whats with the whole serious aura here? Heidi: I kinda want to talk to you about something. Spencer: that’s why I’m here. Heidi: well I’ve been feeling really sick and nautious and I’ve never felt like this before (while she’s saying this his face is cringing and his eyes look like they’re about to explode out of his head), I’m just kinda worried. He pauses to think. And Heidi says: I just don’t know really how you feel about me, do you like me?. Spencer: I more than like you, way more. Heidi: well, what do we do? Spencer: whatever you wanna do, I’m not gonna tell you what to do with your body and your life, I’m on team Heidi, it’s a decision you need to make, I’ll go either way with this. Heidi: well, I took a pregnancy test and (long pause) I’m not pregnant. Spencer: I’m a little bit irritated that you just had me thinking you were pregnant. Heidi: oh, boo hoo, I’ve been feeling that way for days. Spencer: that’s your own choice, I would have been at your apartment a phone call away. Heidi: I thought I was. Spencer: so you thought you were pregnant yesterday, you found out you weren’t pregnant, so you were gonna come tell me you were pregnant to see how I would react.
If this happened to me, I swear to god it would take everything in my power to not fucking hit the girl. I know I’d never hit a woman, but I would immediately break up with her and never talk to her again. That is the most evil thing a person could ever do, to make someone think they are about to have a child when they’re about 20 years old. And, Heidi has the balls to say oh boo hoo after fucking making a guy think he’s about to have a child. Are you fucking kidding me woman. So, I called an ex-girlfriend who loves this show to see her reaction and she somehow sided with the girl and said it was reasonable because he’s a sleezeball. I countered with how bullshit her argument was because she was seeing the show from all angles. Heidi in reality has no idea how much game and how big of a sleeze he really is. Thus, there was absolutely no reason for her to pull the most awful card in the history of reality television.
January 25th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
So…I agree with you. I watched the episode and Heidi is a bitch…it was all for tv I think.
January 25th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
terrible article…no one wants to read about the Hills show. Its gay
January 26th, 2007 at 10:10 am
took the words right out of my mouth.
January 26th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
So…Pussydabbler…how can you say that when you watch the OC??? I was there last night. It sucked
January 26th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
I am the first to agree that the show is now gay. However those first couple season were awesome. The hills have always been gayer than aids
January 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
don’t worry michael, i’ll watch the hills with you! but i do agree, that was evil.
January 31st, 2007 at 6:46 pm
DQ - ur name abbreviated, haha…ur right probably for t.v.
Everyone - O.C. has been extremely subpar this season…these last 4 episodes better involve Ryan killing someone
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:56 pm
That girl making the guy think she was preggers is even worse than you making girls think you’re straight. Haha that was the most confusing insult ever. I agree that hitting girls is wrong, but I think this is an exception. He should have scissor-kicked that bitch!
February 9th, 2007 at 12:12 am
[...] Then, you got psycho Heidi, who provides non-stop entertainment and is a close second behind Spencer as my favorite character. In a recent episode, she probably just created a cliche saying for every 16 year old in the world when she came up with the term arm candy. And after referring to them as arm candy Lauren asked her, “why do we always compare men to accessories?” Heidi properly responds with, “because they’re disposable like that.” She helped me realize that women also view men as disposable, I only thought men saw women that way. Thanks, Heidi. She’s the kind of girl, you hope your daughter never looks up to or grows up to act like. For a better understanding of how extremely beyond words ridiculous this woman is, you need to check out this article. http://michaelmoller.com/wordpress/archives/103 [...]
April 15th, 2008 at 1:08 am
[...] 11) Crazy Flashback when Heidi just got in Spencer’s car. I remember it like it was yesterday, when Heidi tried to fuck with Spencer’s mind by telling him she was pregnant when she wasn’t. [...]